i distract myself with bandom to keep from exploding with HATE

[schmerica]

Today is a hellish morning -- I didn't get nearly enough sleep, I want to cry, work is going to be long and horrible, blah blah blah. MCR's cover of "All I Want For Christmas Is You" makes me feel a little better, though. It's not quite my Platonic Ideal of a bandom Christmas song, though, because that would have to be Patrick Stump singing "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas."

(I want it. I want it SO BAD.)

Yesterday I was thinking about Pete Wentz and his stupid stupid face and how much I really love him. I love how there are a thousand different ways in which he is super freaking creepy, and it doesn't matter! He's cheerful and charming anyway! Also, I have apparently got into that stage of FOB listening that flares up every once in a while where you end up listening to every song for the lyrics and very badly psychoanalyzing Pete's fucked-up-edness in your head. :( OH PETE.

Finally: if we all know Pete is a pedo, and we all know he is a furry, where is the fic that combines the two?

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[violin-road.livejournal.com]

Finally: if we all know Pete is a pedo, and we all know he is a furry, where is the fic that combines the two?
omg you are banned from life

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

He gets baby Patrick to let him do the blowjobs relatively easily! Getting him to agree to the tails and masks is MUCH HARDER.

[jocondite.livejournal.com]

Finally: if we all know Pete is a pedo, and we all know he is a furry, where is the fic that combines the two?

Oh god, that's making me think of the 'babyfurs' that show up on the F_W comms sometimes, and it is not a good mental place.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Unfairly, I can bring up these topics without really any associated mental images attaching to me. \o/

[jocondite.livejournal.com]

*scours brain* I wish my mind was clean enough not to go to that special place of furry + infantilism play, but no!

Somehow, I blame Pete Wentz for this.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

That is usually a fair strategy for life!

[lovesongwriter.livejournal.com]

Finally: if we all know Pete is a pedo, and we all know he is a furry, where is the fic that combines the two?

I bet he could talk jailbait Mikey into it.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha, oh God, yes. I think jailbait Mikey is pretty agreeable to try just about anything. "Huh. Yeah, okay." *ties Pete up like a bat and fucks him upside down*

Also, uh. I was just talking about Pete/Mikey furry sex in wolfshirts yesterday! See (http://community.livejournal.com/wolfshirts/3857.html?thread=135185#t135185)?

[lovesongwriter.livejournal.com]

JailBait Mikey is the best boyfriend ever. :D Imagine all the roleplay they do.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Oh god. So much roleplay. SO MUCH. Like, the thing is, Pete has a really active imagination, and he's had partners who are "adventurous" or whatever? But Mikey is up for anything. He doesn't say no. So Pete somehow thinks he has to come up with MORE AND MORE STUFF just because he can.

[(Anonymous)]

can you imagine if he made all of panic! play dress-up before he would sign them? and then he made them do it again for the clothes off! video, just to remind them of their place in th world. actually that's rrrrrrrrreally creepy and sounds like the cultverse, but whatever!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

It is creepy, but at the same time... wouldn't playing dress up be kind of a bonus for panic?

[trixiesfic.livejournal.com]

because that would have to be Patrick Stump singing "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas."

Oh good lord, I didn't even know how bad I needed this until you mentioned it. Seriously, that's like my favorite schmaltzy wallow in Christmas song (particularly the Crystal Gayle version) and PATRICK! Who do we have to kill to make this happen?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Patrick's voice is MADE for crooning that song, man. I don't know who we need to target, but if you figure it out, let me know so we can start PLOTTING.

[angelchildr.livejournal.com]

I keep thinking of the Muppets and John Denver christmas album (which is the best christmas album ever, and no one can ever convince me otherwise), on which Rolf sings that song. So now I'm have thougths of Patrick as Rolf, which is a very very weird place in my head.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

But who does that make Pete?

[angelchildr.livejournal.com]

Ignoring the drums-factor, I think it's highly logical to cast Pete as Animal. *nods*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Awwwwww. Would Gabe Saporta be Pepe?

[farwing.livejournal.com]

Um. Where did you find the MCR cover of "All I Want for Christmas"? I want it. Please? I say this as someone who does not generally care for Christmas music.

[suckmyglock.livejournal.com]

It's somewhere on youtube, I think they did it for a TV show.

[birdsflying]

http://www.sendspace.com/file/yutmuc Enjoy!

[farwing.livejournal.com]

Ah, bah. Sendspace is being unhelpful. Thanks for trying though!

[omphale]

They did it for a radio station Christmas compilation, about four years ago. I didn't know it was up on youtube, though. I'll have to check that out.

Here you go:

http://www.box.net/shared/2ayafdlh29

[farwing.livejournal.com]

Thank you! Yay!

[birdsflying]

Finally: if we all know Pete is a pedo, and we all know he is a furry, where is the fic that combines the two?

...I think you just broke me. out of cheese error. +++ reboot universe +++

(the thing that worries me the most about pete is: there is a whole generation of kids growing up to believe that furrism is okay! :g:)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*giggles* There are so many things that worry me about Pete that I cannot really pick the one most worrisome, you know?

[minervacat.livejournal.com]

WHERE IS MY FUELEDBYRAMEN/DECAYDANCE HOLIDAY ALBUM, PEARL, WHERE. :( :(

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I DON'T KNOW BUT TELL ME WHEN YOU FIND IT, OKAY.

[omphale]

I want more FOB Christmas songs! "Yule Shoot Your Eye Out" is not sufficient for me. Who do we talk to about this?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

...Pete's Q&A, maybe? Heh.

[luna-k.livejournal.com]

Finally: if we all know Pete is a pedo, and we all know he is a furry, where is the fic that combines the two?

I thought Patrick was the furry? He was in that bunny suit for the Cobra Starship video and all.

If there was such a fic, I think my head would explode. Thus, you must write it.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Hee, have you seen this (http://impertinence.livejournal.com/324959.html)?

[luna-k.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, he wore that for the show I went to last week too. I didn't even make the connection. *is dumb*