the correct answer, in case you're wondering, is MFY

[schmerica]

I'm going to go laugh forever.

Edited to add: Apparently the Pete picture was posted to his buzznet in Feb 2006, and Alicia's hair dates hers to probably sometime around April 2006.

Comments

Re: I LOVE MY PETE/MIKEY AND FRANK/GERARD, BUT AHAHAHAHAHA!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

ahahahahahahahaha OH GOD I WANT THAT SO BAD NOW I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU. MIKEYWAY HAS TWO FAMILIES!!!!!!!!!!!

edited to add: OH MY GOSH AND THINK OF THE CHILDREN, TOO. Where obviously by "THE CHILDREN" I mean Bunny & Heming-Way.

Re: I LOVE MY PETE/MIKEY AND FRANK/GERARD, BUT AHAHAHAHAHA!

[fluffontop.livejournal.com]

Only once does Mikey confuse the presents and gives Bunny's new outfit to Pete instead, who tries to fit it onto Hemmingway. "That's strange, he hasn't grown THAT much since you saw him last."

Re: I LOVE MY PETE/MIKEY AND FRANK/GERARD, BUT AHAHAHAHAHA!

[hikarinotabi.livejournal.com]

I came here pretty randomly, but, just... Please? This sounds awesome beyond my comprehension. ._.

Re: I LOVE MY PETE/MIKEY AND FRANK/GERARD, BUT AHAHAHAHAHA!

[fluffontop.livejournal.com]

there's a distinct lack of cheating!bastard!Mikey fic in bandom. ;)

Re: I LOVE MY PETE/MIKEY AND FRANK/GERARD, BUT AHAHAHAHAHA!

[hikarinotabi.livejournal.com]

Because no one expects it from him! Unexpected evil is full of literary win. Come on, people!

Re: I LOVE MY PETE/MIKEY AND FRANK/GERARD, BUT AHAHAHAHAHA!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I am going to start crying with laughter thinking about this, I'm seriously. IT IS REALLY HARD FOR MIKEY TO LIVE A SECRET LIFE. IT TAKES UP SO MUCH TIME AND EFFORT! NO WONDER HE IS THE WAY HE IS IF HE IS KEEPING THIS STRAIGHT IN HIS HEAD ALL TH ETIME.

Re: I LOVE MY PETE/MIKEY AND FRANK/GERARD, BUT AHAHAHAHAHA!

[fluffontop.livejournal.com]

NO WONDER. He has to remember that it's Alicia who likes amber jewelery and Pete who likes candlelit dinners and scented baths. Meh, the double amount of blowjobs makes up for it though.

Re: I LOVE MY PETE/MIKEY AND FRANK/GERARD, BUT AHAHAHAHAHA!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

SCENTED BATHS AHAHAHAHAHA. The next tattoo he gets will match BOTH OF THEM.

"I love you, baby. Just you and me." *kisses Alicia's forehead* *gets out sidekick* i love u baby just u & me

Re: I LOVE MY PETE/MIKEY AND FRANK/GERARD, BUT AHAHAHAHAHA!

[fluffontop.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahaha! Mikey is a very proficient multi-tasker. He can cheat on both of them AT THE SAME TIME. Gerard wishes he didn't know that or that Mikey calling him to say "I'm coming over with your presents now" is code for "you have to cover for a few hours while I take a bath with Pete".

Re: I LOVE MY PETE/MIKEY AND FRANK/GERARD, BUT AHAHAHAHAHA!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeeee. Really, Gerard is the one who REALLY suffers in all of this. Who has to deal with Mikey when he realizes he left the whore boots at home with Alicia right before his big date with Pete? Or that the furry animal porn scene Pete drew on his back last night won't come off with soap and water? GERARD, THAT'S WHO. :(

Re: I LOVE MY PETE/MIKEY AND FRANK/GERARD, BUT AHAHAHAHAHA!

[fluffontop.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha! Poor loyal Gerard, and his bad excuses for why he would suddenly need to come and collect his brother's whore boots in the middle of the night.

"...no, Mikey isn't home, he went to California like he said... so these are for me... I like to sleep with them when I miss him. Yes, I'm in therapy."

Re: I LOVE MY PETE/MIKEY AND FRANK/GERARD, BUT AHAHAHAHAHA!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHHAHA. Poor Gerard INDEED. He doesn't like living this LIE, Mikey! It's not fair! He's pretty sure he's getting a rash on his stomach from the stress!

And Mikey just gives him a guilty face and says, "But, Gerard, I love them!" and Gerard can't deal with Mikey being miserable. DAMMIT. (Also Mikey claims the rash is just a reaction to the new lilac scented bodywash, but Gerard knows better.)

(On a completely different note, Gerard sleeping with the whore boots is making me imagine what pieces of himself Mikey had to leave behind to get Gerard through the months he was on break. Heh.]

Re: I LOVE MY PETE/MIKEY AND FRANK/GERARD, BUT AHAHAHAHAHA!

[teaspoon.livejournal.com]

"...no, Mikey isn't home, he went to California like he said... so these are for me... I like to sleep with them when I miss him. Yes, I'm in therapy."

okay, that made me laugh like a hyena. i... would kind of love cheating!bastard!mikey fic.

Re: I LOVE MY PETE/MIKEY AND FRANK/GERARD, BUT AHAHAHAHAHA!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I kind of like to imagine it as just a really indecisive Mikey. Or lazy, really. He's too busy fiddling with his bass to do jumping jack break up with one of them.

Re: I LOVE MY PETE/MIKEY AND FRANK/GERARD, BUT AHAHAHAHAHA!

[teaspoon.livejournal.com]

look, mikey can't help it if both of them love him and want to be with him. why should he deny either of them?

Re: I LOVE MY PETE/MIKEY AND FRANK/GERARD, BUT AHAHAHAHAHA!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Mikey is a GIVER. ♥

Re: I LOVE MY PETE/MIKEY AND FRANK/GERARD, BUT AHAHAHAHAHA!

[katienyc.livejournal.com]

This whole thread is made of amazing, but HEMING-WAY. ahahahahaha! They think they are being sneaky but we are on to them!

"Mikeyway has two families" is my new happy place.

Re: I LOVE MY PETE/MIKEY AND FRANK/GERARD, BUT AHAHAHAHAHA!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

OBVIOUSLY PETE IS SENDING US SEKRIT MESSAGES ABOUT HIS BOYFRIEND THROUGH HIS DOG'S NAME. I mean, that's just common sense!