prison for jerks

YOU GUYS. Just now, talking with annavtree, I came to a very important conclusion regarding Pete Wentz. Like, important enough that I am shocked I have never realized it before. Because the thing is? Pete's pedo thing and Pete's furry thing make PERFECT SENSE TOGETHER. Of COURSE they go in tandem!

I mean, dude. What's the best way to get yourself freaky kinky playmates? MOLD THEM AND SHAPE THEM IN THEIR FORMATIVE ADOLESCENT SEXUALITY YEARS.

Like. I'm sure it's not a conscious decision. But that would not stop it from being INCREDIBLY EFFECTIVE.

This realization originally came from discussing whether or not Mikey and Alicia have had sex in furry costumes, which -- Anna leans toward Pete asking them to, but I don't think they would ever do it on their own devices, for the reason that once you stop having sex with Pete Wentz, I would think you would be pretty full up for that kink forever more.

But, see, Pete got to Mikey and Alicia both too late. When you start to think "Man, how does Patrick deal with it?" you have to realize that, um. Pete DID get to Patrick early! Patrick thinks its totally normal! Rosy first-other-person-induced-orgasm memories!

Of course, the final moral of this story is: everyone should feel really, really sorry for all future significant others of any of Pete's exes. Except the ones who find each other, because that's awesome.

Still thinking about my favorite OT3.

( Alicia and Mikey and Pete ficlet behind the cut )

Continuing on the OT3 theme from yesterday, this is possibly the best picture I have ever seen.