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[schmerica]

I am kind of creeped out by how long I just spent looking at all the pictures on Pete Wentz's buzznet. I don't know, belladonnalin didn't have that picture of Emo Bdon Missing His Animal Crackers.

And then looking at all the pictures of Hemmy was mildly hilarious when you're keeping all of this in mind. He wishes Hemmy could walk to two legs so they could hold paws and go to the movies together. I don't even know. There is nothing EVER in this fandom that you can think of that Pete Wentz hasn't gotten to first.

His stupid teletubby fixation is going to haunt my dreams for real, though.

This picture, I'm just weirded out by because it might be the most attractive I've ever found Pete. At least while he's wearing a shirt. I mean. Um. What?

Oh, and apparently the photo I posted earlier, along with the Alicia version, was posted to his buzznet in Feb. 2006, so that gives an approximate date. I don't when hers was taken, though.

This just cracks me up. Pete might not have the pretty girl powers of the brothers Way, but he does what he can with glamor shots and bad lighting.

That said, these are my very favorite pictures of Gerard as a pretty lady, because Bex and I were discussing it earlier:









(In this one he is simultaneously a badass chick and a kind of wimpy dude. Awesome.)

What about you guys?

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[violin-road.livejournal.com]

THE OTHER DAY I GOT IN TROUBLE IN ONE OF MY CLASSES BECAUSE I SAID THAT WHILE [THEORETICALLY] DRIVING AROUND NEW JERSEY I WOULD BLAST JERSEY-BASED MUSIC SO AS NOT TO GET SHOT BY THE NATIVES

AND I SAID SOMETHING ABOUT I'D PICK THE MISFITS OVER SPRINGSTEEN

AND LIKE EIGHT PEOPLE WHO WERE NOT INVOLVED IN THE CONVERSATION STARTED YELLING AT ME


AND I WAS GENUINELY SCARED


AND I DON'T EVEN DISLIKE SPRINGSTEEN

[cidercupcakes.livejournal.com]

I SHOULD SAY SOMETHING REASSURING BUT I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

...OH GOD BRUCE YOUR FANS ARE SO CRAZY D: This is why I go back and forth between being thankful there's not a bigger online bandom for the ESB and disappointed, because on the one hand the embarrassing fans can't fail it up, but on the other hand, it's just me and a few non-crazies over in the corner. :(

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

Seriously it was TERRIFYING


I was all like "HE IS A MUSICAL GENIUS. I DO NOT DISPUTE THIS. MUSICAL GENIUS. A GENIUS. OF MUSIC. PROBABLY OF OTHER THINGS. HE SHOULD GET THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. PLEASE DON'T HURT ME OR ASK ME TO NAME ANY OF HIS SONGS"

[cidercupcakes.livejournal.com]

They would probably be mean about his super-hot wife (http://i2.tinypic.com/818pi5k.jpg), too. Everybody is. :(

I would imagine that playing a lot of Springsteen might actually smack of trying too hard, actually. Because he seems so obvious. I mean, I play him obsessively anyway, despite living a couple states down the coast, but I might actually be embarrassed to do so were I living there. With the windows down, anyway.

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

UM HELLO MR SPRINGSTEEN'S LADYFRIEND, HOW YOU DOIN

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

JULES AND I HAVE HAD LONG CONVERSATIONS ABOUT HOW GERARD AND LYN-Z ARE BASICALLY THE NEXT GENERATION OF BRUCE AND PATTI'S MARRIAGE. NEW JERSEY ROCK STAR CANON OTPS ABOUT HUGE GEEKS WITH HOTASS WIVES REPRESENT!!!!

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

LYN-Z/PATTI FEMSLASH?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

LIKE I CAN SAY NO TO THAT

[cidercupcakes.livejournal.com]

I ENDORSE THIS PRODUCT OR SERVICE

I ENDORSE IT SO HARD

AND BRUCE AND GERARD WOULD JUST BE GOING 'OUR WIVES ARE SO HOT! :D' AND THEN PATTI WOULD THROW THINGS AT THEM AND MAKE THEM GO AWAY, OR AT LEAST GET THEM SOME NICE REFRESHING HERBAL TEA

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

Mostly I would just like to see Gerard being CONFLICTED.

Because on one hand: sitting and having tea with BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN. DISCUSSING WORLD ISSUES. AND MUSIC. AND DRINKING TEA.


On the other hand: his wife is having hot lesbian sex in the next room and he's not watching :(

[cidercupcakes.livejournal.com]

I...might be willing to try writing some bandom in order to make this story exist, because it really, really needs to. Like, for the good of humanity.

They would be like, trying not to think about the hot lesbian sex, and Bruce would probably be failing. Like, maybe if Gerard mentioned Iraq he could rant for awhile, but then they would fall silent again and then they would start trying to plan how they could watch.

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

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[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

POSSIBLY I AM GOING TO HAVE TO DEFRIEND YOU

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

Born To Run Pint Glasses - www.glassiclyrics.com - Thunder Road, BTR, and other hits Top quality product great gift idea ?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

OMIGOD IF YOU GIVE GERARD DRINKING PARAPHERNELIA THE ENTIRE FANDOM IS GOING TO DEFRIEND YOU

[cidercupcakes.livejournal.com]

OH GOD MY BRAIN D:

[cidercupcakes.livejournal.com]

PATTI IS BASICALLY THE HOTTEST THING ON THE PLANET AND SHE AND BRUCE HAVE SUCH A PERFECT LOVE (http://i16.tinypic.com/6kkc0vr.jpg), LIKE, IT MAKES ME HAPPY IN MY FACE. AND MY PANTS.

THE LINER NOTES IN HER ALBUM ARE FILLED WITH ALL THESE HOTASS PICTURES OF HER AMAZING LEGS AND HER MAKING BEDROOM EYES AND IT TURNS OUT THEY WERE ALL TAKEN BY BRUCE, SO BASICALLY THE ENTIRE THING IS HIM SAYING "HEY GUESS WHO I GET TO HAVE SEX WITH AND YOU DON'T :D"

AND WHO AMONG US CAN BLAME HIM, I ASK YOU

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

why aren't you linking me THESE pictures >|

[cidercupcakes.livejournal.com]

OH MAN I am not used to people wanting to hear about how hot Patti Scialfa is so basically this is new and strange and I am not prepared!

BUT I CAN DO THAT





BEDROOM EYES OH LORD BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN YOU LUCKY SON OF A BITCH



These are not very good scans, because my scanner isn't working to get good ones and no one is interested in her so they don't bother making good ones, but. LEGS AND BEDROOM EYES OKAY

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

tbqh i am probably not interested in her or her music but I am always interested in SEXXY LADIES \o/

[cidercupcakes.livejournal.com]

Oh that is totally fair! I am all in favor of the world knowing how hot Patti is, even if they have no interest in her music. :D

I think SEXXY LADIES \o/ is a message we can all get behind, okay.

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

Although — perhaps I would like her music? Uh. What ... kind of music does she make? EDUCATE ME.

[cidercupcakes.livejournal.com]

Possibly! It's hard to say without knowing your tastes whether she'd be to them or not. Her first two albums are very girl-band sounding (also the first one is 90s-tastic, if you're into that kind of thing). The new one is much more Memphis-bluesy than girl-band bluesy. Her voice -- very husky and deep -- puts a lot of people off, but I love it, and she's a very strong lyricist. A few of her videos, "Looking For Elvis" (off the latest album), "As Long As I (Can Be With You)", and "Lucky Girl" (from her first album -- if you can stand the unbearable nineties-ness of the videos) are on YouTube, as are some live performances -- I really like "Town Called Heartbreak", which Bruce and the ESB have been backing her up on at most shows on the latest tour.

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

So I have listened to a few of the songs on the yube [doing too many things to actually watch the videos, alas!] and I have come to the sad conclusion that I really really like her voice but not so much the actual ... music :\


← LISTENS TO BAD DANCE MUSIC

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

ACTUALLY I LIKE THIS ELVIS SONG A LOT MORE THAN THE OTHER ONES I HEARD