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[schmerica]

All I want to do today is sit around and think about Bob mooning over his bandmates. SIGH. Instead today my mom is making us all run around all day helping her bake and decorate and be busy little elves. My mother has never seemed to understand true Christmas spirit can only be achieved by sitting around in warm rooms with tasty drinks relaxing and listening to carols. It's sad, really.

Here are two topics on my mind today, babies, which I would like to put on the table for discussion.

First is this: just how many unsuspecting and otherwise innocent dudes in bandom do you think have suffered the consequences of falling asleep near Pete Wentz and paid dearly for it? I can think of very few people in the world whom I think would embrace teabagging more than Pete, is the thing.

Second: who do you think is possibly just really lazy in bed? I think have seen convincing arguments for Pete Wentz and both of the Ways, among others, but I don't know Panic well enough to venture an opinion there.

Comments

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

Brendon seems like the type who would just keep going and going and going until he CRASHED, and then no power on earth could get him up till he was damn good and ready.

Mikey and Pete are both lazy as hell. Alicia has to squirt water on them just to wake them up.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

Oh god, Spencer is TOTALLY lazy in bed, especially when they're on a break. I tend to think Brendon is always up before eight, and Ryan probably sleeps more in recliners than beds, and Jon will snuggle, but after awhile gets bored. Spencer, though, he's in and he's STAYING THERE, BITCHES.

[warmingweather.livejournal.com]

Hee! Before I read the comments, I thought by "lazy in bed," you meant, lazy while having sex. And I was like, uh, there's a case to be made for Ryan Ross, because his partner's pleasure has got to be somewhere down the line after weed and seances and new tattoos and his hippie friends these days.

Otherwise, what foxxcub said. *g*

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

explains Joe having a shaved head way back when, y/y/mfy?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I actually DID mean lazy while having sex, but that's okay, because I'm totally charmed by the images of the sleepy slugabeds, too. Heh.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, I kind of meant lazy in bed specifically, but now I am distracted by the thoughts of Pete and Mikey groaning and pulling the covers over their heads while Alicia throws things at them.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Shaving the entire thing is the only form of damage control after Pete starts making designs in it, I'm sure.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, I find Brendon as early bird bouncing around very endearing.

[harriet-vane.livejournal.com]

If you mean "lazy at sex," I vote for Ryan Ross. He seems kind of unenthusiastic about things unless they're all about him. He is probably a totally bossy, lazy bitch. For some reason that makes me laugh really hard.

I am creeped out by the thought of anyone sleeping near Pete Wentz, as much as I love stories about sleepy boys and cuddling. AND I DO. God, where are all the group cuddling/sleeping/napping/tucking each other in stories? I don't even care if it's MCR or Panic! or what. BRING ON NAP TIME.

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

Oh! Haha, I need to learn how to read.

In that case, Jon Walker, for no good reason at all.

[magdalyna.livejournal.com]

Bob really doens't know how this happened.

One day he's poking around for The Used so their sound doesn't suck and making sure Bert doesn't die from alcohol poisoning, the next Brian has him in Europe with these adorkable dudes who think he hung the moon.

He's not made of stone, ok?

He just wants to fix them and make things better.

[sobota.livejournal.com]

aww i thought of the sexy lazy in bed. obviously i have the dirty mind. i think spencer & jon are the best, non lazy lovers, brendon is enthusiastic but just...stupid. he's not lazy, he's just...unsure what to do so his partner just has to do everything. he'll do whatever the partner wants, just show him how first pls! ryan is lazy as fuck because he's just so nonchalant about everything so it's up to the woman to all the work to get them both off.

i think andy is laziest in fall out boy because he sleeps with dumb whores (this is canon! it's astounding). joe is the next laziest, but only because he knows his girlfriend so well he can get her off in the least amount of steps & vice versa. pete and patrick are the hardest working men in sack business--not one of pete's girlfriends has ever complained about his performance.

also, pete doesn't have to wait to teabag. he has people do stupid shit while *conscious*, so god knows what he'll do to you when sleeping.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I LOVE CUDDLING AND SLEEPING AND NAPPY TOO OMG! It is honestly one true totally non-sexual kink. Late night conversations on the MCR bus where they're all taking care of Gerard while he's all crazy and pumped up and he finally falls asleep on Mikey's shoulder, and Mikey and Frank are speaking really quietly so he doesn't wake up again.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

ALSO AM NOW THINKING ABOUT PETE AND MIKEY BEING THE TWO LAZIEST IN BED, AND DURING THREESOMES ALICIA IS LIKE SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK, HOW DID EITHER OF YOU EVER GET OFF WHEN IT WAS JUST THE TWO OF YOU?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Aw, BOB.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

also, pete doesn't have to wait to teabag. he has people do stupid shit while *conscious*, so god knows what he'll do to you when sleeping.

Yeah, exactly! Being asleep around Pete Wentz is just not a good idea.

[harriet-vane.livejournal.com]

If someone is using someone else's thigh as a pillow, then I am THERE. Particularly if someone else is petting their hair gently. I don't know, it just... It makes me all *FLAIL*.

[quettaser.livejournal.com]

Oh man, RYAN ROSS. He's just so unenthused. Or at least, he used to be. He's probably still just as lazy, but maybe more prone to giggling and facial expressions.

And this totally reminds me of a discussion in gigantic's journal about Ryro's monotone. Hmm, give me a minute to go find that.

[luna-k.livejournal.com]

I can think of very few people in the world whom I think would embrace teabagging more than Pete, is the thing.

::giggles madly:: Okay, that's an image I didn't really want in my head.

Like other people have said, I imagine Ryan is really lazy in bed. He seems the type who wouldn't care if his partner got off, as long as he did. Which, bad Ryan!

[magdalyna.livejournal.com]

And once they're all put back together, blow jobs would be cool. He reciporicates.

[neery.livejournal.com]

Oh, have you read the Q&A on the FOB site where a fan tells Pete to say something nice to Patrick, and Pete answers that he would, but Patrick's sleeping with his head in Pete's lap and he's petting his hair and doesn't want to wake him? ♥

[raveninthewind.livejournal.com]

This icon is my fave visual for petting.

[harriet-vane.livejournal.com]

Yes, EXACTLY that, but not Pete. (My great failing as a fangirl: I DO NOT GET Pete Wentz. Like, at all.) That is really fucking cute, though.

[harriet-vane.livejournal.com]

Yes. Exactly, EXACTLY like that. The look on Ray's face? That is what I'm talking about. And then Gerard falls asleep and they all talk about how worried they are about his drinking, and he naps, and I LOVE THEM.

[neery.livejournal.com]

I actually can't imagine Pete as lazy in bed at all. He's so hyper, and he also seems really invested in making sure his partner is happy. I think he'd work really really hard in bed, actually, to the point where occasionally the other person would have to tell him, like, "Dude, I'm too tired for multiple orgasms or really great sex. Let's just get off and go to sleep, okay?"

I agree with basically everyone that Ryan would probably be lazy in bed. Mikey too, I think.

I spend way to much time thinking about Bob mooning over his bandmates.

Oh god, falling asleep near Pete Wentz has to be such a horrifying mistake. I bet all his bandmates are really, really good at, on the one hand, sleeping through loud noises that don't concern them, and on the other, waking up immediately at the slightest touch.

I bet poor Patrick and Joe spent like a year waking up naked/with their face painted/with their hands in a bowl of warm water/in horrible and compromising positions I can't even imagine before they mastered this most important of tour skills.