give these topics the careful consideration they deserve

[schmerica]

All I want to do today is sit around and think about Bob mooning over his bandmates. SIGH. Instead today my mom is making us all run around all day helping her bake and decorate and be busy little elves. My mother has never seemed to understand true Christmas spirit can only be achieved by sitting around in warm rooms with tasty drinks relaxing and listening to carols. It's sad, really.

Here are two topics on my mind today, babies, which I would like to put on the table for discussion.

First is this: just how many unsuspecting and otherwise innocent dudes in bandom do you think have suffered the consequences of falling asleep near Pete Wentz and paid dearly for it? I can think of very few people in the world whom I think would embrace teabagging more than Pete, is the thing.

Second: who do you think is possibly just really lazy in bed? I think have seen convincing arguments for Pete Wentz and both of the Ways, among others, but I don't know Panic well enough to venture an opinion there.

Comments

[sobota.livejournal.com]

aww i thought of the sexy lazy in bed. obviously i have the dirty mind. i think spencer & jon are the best, non lazy lovers, brendon is enthusiastic but just...stupid. he's not lazy, he's just...unsure what to do so his partner just has to do everything. he'll do whatever the partner wants, just show him how first pls! ryan is lazy as fuck because he's just so nonchalant about everything so it's up to the woman to all the work to get them both off.

i think andy is laziest in fall out boy because he sleeps with dumb whores (this is canon! it's astounding). joe is the next laziest, but only because he knows his girlfriend so well he can get her off in the least amount of steps & vice versa. pete and patrick are the hardest working men in sack business--not one of pete's girlfriends has ever complained about his performance.

also, pete doesn't have to wait to teabag. he has people do stupid shit while *conscious*, so god knows what he'll do to you when sleeping.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

also, pete doesn't have to wait to teabag. he has people do stupid shit while *conscious*, so god knows what he'll do to you when sleeping.

Yeah, exactly! Being asleep around Pete Wentz is just not a good idea.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

Man, that probably explains why wee Patrick's reaction upon being woken up was to try to punch Pete repeatedly in the face and call him a dick.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I have NOT SEEN whatever footage this is from, but I want to.