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[schmerica]

All I want to do today is sit around and think about Bob mooning over his bandmates. SIGH. Instead today my mom is making us all run around all day helping her bake and decorate and be busy little elves. My mother has never seemed to understand true Christmas spirit can only be achieved by sitting around in warm rooms with tasty drinks relaxing and listening to carols. It's sad, really.

Here are two topics on my mind today, babies, which I would like to put on the table for discussion.

First is this: just how many unsuspecting and otherwise innocent dudes in bandom do you think have suffered the consequences of falling asleep near Pete Wentz and paid dearly for it? I can think of very few people in the world whom I think would embrace teabagging more than Pete, is the thing.

Second: who do you think is possibly just really lazy in bed? I think have seen convincing arguments for Pete Wentz and both of the Ways, among others, but I don't know Panic well enough to venture an opinion there.

Comments

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

Brendon seems like the type who would just keep going and going and going until he CRASHED, and then no power on earth could get him up till he was damn good and ready.

Mikey and Pete are both lazy as hell. Alicia has to squirt water on them just to wake them up.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, I kind of meant lazy in bed specifically, but now I am distracted by the thoughts of Pete and Mikey groaning and pulling the covers over their heads while Alicia throws things at them.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

Oh god, Spencer is TOTALLY lazy in bed, especially when they're on a break. I tend to think Brendon is always up before eight, and Ryan probably sleeps more in recliners than beds, and Jon will snuggle, but after awhile gets bored. Spencer, though, he's in and he's STAYING THERE, BITCHES.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, I find Brendon as early bird bouncing around very endearing.

[warmingweather.livejournal.com]

Hee! Before I read the comments, I thought by "lazy in bed," you meant, lazy while having sex. And I was like, uh, there's a case to be made for Ryan Ross, because his partner's pleasure has got to be somewhere down the line after weed and seances and new tattoos and his hippie friends these days.

Otherwise, what foxxcub said. *g*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I actually DID mean lazy while having sex, but that's okay, because I'm totally charmed by the images of the sleepy slugabeds, too. Heh.

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

explains Joe having a shaved head way back when, y/y/mfy?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Shaving the entire thing is the only form of damage control after Pete starts making designs in it, I'm sure.

[harriet-vane.livejournal.com]

If you mean "lazy at sex," I vote for Ryan Ross. He seems kind of unenthusiastic about things unless they're all about him. He is probably a totally bossy, lazy bitch. For some reason that makes me laugh really hard.

I am creeped out by the thought of anyone sleeping near Pete Wentz, as much as I love stories about sleepy boys and cuddling. AND I DO. God, where are all the group cuddling/sleeping/napping/tucking each other in stories? I don't even care if it's MCR or Panic! or what. BRING ON NAP TIME.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I LOVE CUDDLING AND SLEEPING AND NAPPY TOO OMG! It is honestly one true totally non-sexual kink. Late night conversations on the MCR bus where they're all taking care of Gerard while he's all crazy and pumped up and he finally falls asleep on Mikey's shoulder, and Mikey and Frank are speaking really quietly so he doesn't wake up again.

[magdalyna.livejournal.com]

Bob really doens't know how this happened.

One day he's poking around for The Used so their sound doesn't suck and making sure Bert doesn't die from alcohol poisoning, the next Brian has him in Europe with these adorkable dudes who think he hung the moon.

He's not made of stone, ok?

He just wants to fix them and make things better.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Aw, BOB.

[sobota.livejournal.com]

aww i thought of the sexy lazy in bed. obviously i have the dirty mind. i think spencer & jon are the best, non lazy lovers, brendon is enthusiastic but just...stupid. he's not lazy, he's just...unsure what to do so his partner just has to do everything. he'll do whatever the partner wants, just show him how first pls! ryan is lazy as fuck because he's just so nonchalant about everything so it's up to the woman to all the work to get them both off.

i think andy is laziest in fall out boy because he sleeps with dumb whores (this is canon! it's astounding). joe is the next laziest, but only because he knows his girlfriend so well he can get her off in the least amount of steps & vice versa. pete and patrick are the hardest working men in sack business--not one of pete's girlfriends has ever complained about his performance.

also, pete doesn't have to wait to teabag. he has people do stupid shit while *conscious*, so god knows what he'll do to you when sleeping.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

also, pete doesn't have to wait to teabag. he has people do stupid shit while *conscious*, so god knows what he'll do to you when sleeping.

Yeah, exactly! Being asleep around Pete Wentz is just not a good idea.

[quettaser.livejournal.com]

Oh man, RYAN ROSS. He's just so unenthused. Or at least, he used to be. He's probably still just as lazy, but maybe more prone to giggling and facial expressions.

And this totally reminds me of a discussion in gigantic's journal about Ryro's monotone. Hmm, give me a minute to go find that.

[quettaser.livejournal.com]

HA FOUND IT (http://gigantic.livejournal.com/393720.html#cutid1)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*giggles a lot*

[luna-k.livejournal.com]

I can think of very few people in the world whom I think would embrace teabagging more than Pete, is the thing.

::giggles madly:: Okay, that's an image I didn't really want in my head.

Like other people have said, I imagine Ryan is really lazy in bed. He seems the type who wouldn't care if his partner got off, as long as he did. Which, bad Ryan!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

AND YET THE IMAGE IS YOURS NONETHELESS. *shares!*

[neery.livejournal.com]

I actually can't imagine Pete as lazy in bed at all. He's so hyper, and he also seems really invested in making sure his partner is happy. I think he'd work really really hard in bed, actually, to the point where occasionally the other person would have to tell him, like, "Dude, I'm too tired for multiple orgasms or really great sex. Let's just get off and go to sleep, okay?"

I agree with basically everyone that Ryan would probably be lazy in bed. Mikey too, I think.

I spend way to much time thinking about Bob mooning over his bandmates.

Oh god, falling asleep near Pete Wentz has to be such a horrifying mistake. I bet all his bandmates are really, really good at, on the one hand, sleeping through loud noises that don't concern them, and on the other, waking up immediately at the slightest touch.

I bet poor Patrick and Joe spent like a year waking up naked/with their face painted/with their hands in a bowl of warm water/in horrible and compromising positions I can't even imagine before they mastered this most important of tour skills.

[raveninthewind.livejournal.com]

I agree about Pete, except I think there is a flip side of him that is quiet, and just wants cuddle marathons with friends or lovers.

[raveninthewind.livejournal.com]

*uses my sweetest Bob icon to encourage those thoughts*

I think it would be scarier to fall asleep around Gabe and the rest of CS, with TAI a close second.

Lazy in bed: not in a "won't get his partner off way", I think Travie is the most laid-back. Might be because of weed, but he doesn't strike me as hyper in the sack. I could buy RyRo being the laziest Panic! member, and Andy for FOB due to not needing to put himself out much given his usual bedmates, and I could buy Brendon having more enthusiasm than skill except I think he'd learn the fastest what a partner liked. Mikey and Gee are so the laziest...Lyn-Z and Alicia get together and gossip about how to whip a Way Bro in shape. Most efficient: Joe and Frankie. Hardest working in the sack: Bob and Ray and Jon. Most easily distracted by thoughts of music making: Patrick and William. Most willing to cuddle a lover instead of screwing: Pete, Patrick, and the Butcher. Most fun: Ryland and Frank and Brendon.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I don't know! I think Cobra would take embarrassing pictures and jokes, but I trust them slightly more not to actually, like, violate my person.

[elucidate-this.livejournal.com]

i think it's funny how many people read this is "lazy, lying around in bed" when i totally read it (and think you probably meant it) as lazy, lying around, while convincing their partner to be on top because sex shouldn't be work damnit!

i think that spencer smith is probably generally attentive to his partner but sometimes gets in these moods where he is like "i just can't fucking deal with all these people and their needs. i'm motherfucking tired. so i am just going to lie on my back and let you get us both off okay honey?"

and gabe saporta? does not believe in working for it. he works damn hard all day being pretty for other people when it's sexy time he wants to sit back and let somebody work for him.

[raveninthewind.livejournal.com]

Hee, yes, Gabe likes to be worshipped. :D He's appreciately (and encouragingly) vocal, because he's always got the energy to talk.

[neery.livejournal.com]

Oh, by the way.

I can think of very few people in the world whom I think would embrace teabagging more than Pete, is the thing.

If I remember correctly, there's canonical evidence of Pete letting Dirty teabag him somewhere out there. They originally planned to have footage of it in Release the Bats. I didn't really need that image in my head, so I'm not sure why I felt the need to share it, but there you go!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaahahaha CANON I LOVE YOU.

[jezrana.livejournal.com]

Re: laziness in bed, I can see Gerard going either way depending on mood/situation.

Especially after shows. If you get him right after, he's still buzzing with energy and he's been getting himself kind of worked up out there, y'know? But if you wait too long and he's already crashing, he's more interested in snuggling and getting off would be nice, okay, but he doesn't want to have to WORK for it.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, I can totally see that both ways for him! There definitely would be a different between pre-sober and post-sober Gerard, too.

[speshope.livejournal.com]

HI ERICA.

Two things:

a) I love Bob Bryar. I suppose I should break down and get a bandom icon.
b) Unless my bosses call in the next couple hours, I'm going to assume I have tomorrow off (I will, of course, leave another comment if this is the case). Are we still on for Shenanigans? If so, would you like to meet at Powell's at noon?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Tomorrow is totally doable for me!

[overloved.livejournal.com]

lyn z probably took forever to catch on to gerard, because he's earnest when he suggests she gets to be on top, since it's so much better for her that way, and then she figures out gerard is just a lazy lazy bastard.