seriously, that's a predatory look in the big one's eyes

[schmerica]

pearl_o: http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y159/pearlo/other/unicorn.jpg
pearl_o: that is what pete wentz and ryan ross would look like as unicorns.
pearl_o: only with more scarves.

etben: TRUE.
etben: ...and I want to say "more skeeviness", but that's actually pretty fucking skeevy already

pearl_o: see how the little one is being coy?
pearl_o: it's totally going to end in buttsex.
pearl_o: ...sometimes you feel really lucky to have me as a friend, don't you?

My icon has nothing to do with the content of this entry. It's just that I just uploaded it and I'm kind of in love with it still.

Comments

[jezrana.livejournal.com]

Mikeyway: *entranced against his better judgment*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

...Wait, Mikeyway has better judgment now? When did this happen?

[jezrana.livejournal.com]

Hm. He has Frank?

...Now I want an AU where Frank is Mikey's conscience, only he spends less time helping with moral decisions than with plain common sense ones. He'll teach Mikey right from wrong AFTER he teaches him not to stick a fork in the toaster.

[thesamefire.livejournal.com]

WAY TO GO RUIN MY CHILDHOOD D:

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Made it worse ... or better?

/Zim

[thesamefire.livejournal.com]

My childhood is destroyed, but me-of-right-now is pretty fucking entertained! You are so right about that predatory look...

[jocondite.livejournal.com]

...

Excuse me, dying of laughter.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

It's okay! I'm having a similar problem!

[vic-ramsey.livejournal.com]

My soul is dying. And yes, the unicorns (heh) do look pretty skeevy already.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Once you associate something with Pete, it's hard to not see the skeevy side.

[gigantic.livejournal.com]

Pete/Ryan as unicorns is the default AU story of Mikeyway's soul.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Awww! Why can't Pete be in unicorn love with Mikey in Mikey's soul?

[gigantic.livejournal.com]

Because that's not an au. That is just real life.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

EXCELLENT POINT.

(...Pete got Mikey into his furry kink with the pretty mane and horn, y/n?)

[gigantic.livejournal.com]

AND WITH THIS, OF COURSE --



teaspoon: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
ceej: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
teaspoon: oh my jesus
teaspoon: pete's reaction to gerard & lyn-z's wedding photos was totally, "oh hey, i have one of those shirts with dirty's name on it!"
ceej: ahaha totally. that and he sent Mikey an email all, "tell your brother to stop biting my style from 2005. been there, done that, got into your pants thanks to it."
teaspoon: ahahahahahahahahahahah
teaspoon: unicorn shirt totally helped pete get into mikey's pants
ceej: Mikey totally saw Pete's airbrushed shirt and decided Pete was clearly the wretch for him.
teaspoon: defff

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

CANNOT SEE PICTURE. WOE.

[gigantic.livejournal.com]

THAT IS SAD. HERE I WILL TRY AGAIN:

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA omigod. Oh, man, seriously, Mikeyway HAD to bone that.

[gigantic.livejournal.com]

The Real And True Tale Of Pete And Mikey's Courtship Totally Told Verbatim, For Serious

Pete: What's up?
Mikey: I'm wishing, I'm wishing, for the one I love to find me in a unicorn shirt.
Pete: No shit! *unzips hoodie to show off unicorn threads*
Mikey: ♥_♥
Pete: So, hey, do you wanna bone?
Mikey: *shrugs* Okay.


AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER BELOW THE WAIST.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I WOULD SAY THAT THIS IS SO BRILLIANT THAT I NEVER NEED TO READ MIKEY/PETE AGAIN BUT THAT WOULD BE A TOTAL LIE, BECAUSE ... MIKEY AND PETE. BUT THIS IS STILL BRILLIANT.

[shihadchick.livejournal.com]

...I really do feel like "unicorns" and "buttsex" are a combination that can only end in "emergency room".

I am JUST SAYING.

*cracks up more at you guys*

(My GOD that's a creepy looking unicorn. *finally remembered to jump tabs and actually look at it*)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I'm telling you: Pete Wentz in unicorn form!

[shihadchick.livejournal.com]

Complete with gay pride hair!

[reilael.livejournal.com]

You are a very bad person. I really appreciate that about you. ^_^

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*beams*

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

*cries*

WHY DO I ALWAYS CLICK?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

To be fair, in this case I think the link is actually less traumatizing than the conversation itself.

[magdalyna.livejournal.com]

OMG MY CHILDHOOD. I HATEZ YOU.


Relatedly, that is so true and the smaller one has Ryan's butch lesbian spikey hair. And Pete Wentz makes things 1000000% more skeevey just by breathing. Trufax.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I am a childhood ruiner, it's true!

[magdalyna.livejournal.com]

This is only marginally less worse than the Care Bear BDSM Yultide fic.

And the bit about Mikey ITT is so my canon now.

[soundslikej.livejournal.com]

Pearl, MUST you insist on defiling my childhood?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

JAI WHEN YOU WERE OFFLINE I WAS SO SAD BECAUSE I WAS THINKING ABOUT UNDERAGE WAY HETCEST AND THERE WAS NO ONE TO DISCUSS IT WITH. D: WHAT CIRCUMSTANCES DO YOU THINK IT WOULD TAKE FOR GIRL!GEE TO GIVE HIGHSCHOOLER!MIKEY A BLOWJOB?

[soundslikej.livejournal.com]

I THINK IT WOULD NOT TAKE MUCH IN THE WAY OF CIRCUMSTANCES AT ALL ACTUALLY.

BECAUSE LIKE...MIKEY'S CLEARLY FREAKING OUT ON THE INSIDE, BECAUSE HE HASN'T HAD ONE. AND HE'S NOT TALKING ABOUT IT, BECAUSE HE'S MIKEY, BUT GEE KNOWS.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I THINK MAYBE IT IS ONE OF THOSE THINGS WHERE THEY USED TO CURL UP TOGETHER IN THE SAME BED AND SLEEP ALL THE TIME BUT IT KIND OF STOPPED WHEN THEY GOT OLDER? BUT NOW GEE CRAWLS INTO HIS BED TO SLEEP WITH HIM FOR SOME REASON AND MIKEY WAKES UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT ALL AROUSED AND IS VERY EMBARRASSED.

[soundslikej.livejournal.com]

!!!!!!!!!

<3<3<3<3<3

POOR MIKEY. AND HE'S ALL TURNED ON AND GEE'S KIND OF LYING ALL OVER HIM, AND HE REALLY WANTS TO GO TO THE BATHROOM TO JERK OFF, BUT HE DOESN'T WANT TO WAKE HER UP AND IT'S AWKWARD.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

POOR MIKEY INDEED. IT IS PRETTY MUCH THE MOST AWKWARD THING EVER. PLUS GEE IS LYING SO HER FACE IS KIND OF TUCKED INTO THE CROOK OF HIS NECK SO WHILE SHE SLEEPS SHE'S BREATHING RIGHT ONTO HIS THROAT AND MIKEY'S THROAT IS KIND OF A HOT SPOT ANYWAY, OKAY, AND HER BREATH IS REALLY HOT AND MOIST AND HE KIND OF WANTS TO DIE.