seriously, that's a predatory look in the big one's eyes

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pearl_o: http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y159/pearlo/other/unicorn.jpg
pearl_o: that is what pete wentz and ryan ross would look like as unicorns.
pearl_o: only with more scarves.

etben: TRUE.
etben: ...and I want to say "more skeeviness", but that's actually pretty fucking skeevy already

pearl_o: see how the little one is being coy?
pearl_o: it's totally going to end in buttsex.
pearl_o: ...sometimes you feel really lucky to have me as a friend, don't you?

My icon has nothing to do with the content of this entry. It's just that I just uploaded it and I'm kind of in love with it still.

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[gigantic.livejournal.com]

AND WITH THIS, OF COURSE --



teaspoon: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
ceej: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
teaspoon: oh my jesus
teaspoon: pete's reaction to gerard & lyn-z's wedding photos was totally, "oh hey, i have one of those shirts with dirty's name on it!"
ceej: ahaha totally. that and he sent Mikey an email all, "tell your brother to stop biting my style from 2005. been there, done that, got into your pants thanks to it."
teaspoon: ahahahahahahahahahahah
teaspoon: unicorn shirt totally helped pete get into mikey's pants
ceej: Mikey totally saw Pete's airbrushed shirt and decided Pete was clearly the wretch for him.
teaspoon: defff

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CANNOT SEE PICTURE. WOE.

[gigantic.livejournal.com]

THAT IS SAD. HERE I WILL TRY AGAIN:

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA omigod. Oh, man, seriously, Mikeyway HAD to bone that.

[gigantic.livejournal.com]

The Real And True Tale Of Pete And Mikey's Courtship Totally Told Verbatim, For Serious

Pete: What's up?
Mikey: I'm wishing, I'm wishing, for the one I love to find me in a unicorn shirt.
Pete: No shit! *unzips hoodie to show off unicorn threads*
Mikey: ♥_♥
Pete: So, hey, do you wanna bone?
Mikey: *shrugs* Okay.


AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER BELOW THE WAIST.

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I WOULD SAY THAT THIS IS SO BRILLIANT THAT I NEVER NEED TO READ MIKEY/PETE AGAIN BUT THAT WOULD BE A TOTAL LIE, BECAUSE ... MIKEY AND PETE. BUT THIS IS STILL BRILLIANT.