I don't even know

[schmerica]

So in the past week or so I have come to terms with the fact that I apparently find Brendon Urie horribly, ridiculously endearing. Getting to this point has involved a great deal of time invested in looking at eight million pictures of him. So I've gotten used to my reactions to him! Because 99% of the time they consist of either "BRENDON URIE YOUR STUPID FUCKING PRECIOUS FACE SHUT UP" or "Seriously, why are you NOT my homosexual boyfriend?" Both of which I embrace!

It's just that the other 1% of the time is this, which. I've got nothing but "nnnnrgh." I'm creeped out, you guys! It was bad enough to admit to myself how much I would totally do Pete Wentz!

SERIOUSLY DUDES KEEP YOUR SHIRTS ON, OKAY?

(...I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. Carry on. I'll just sit here and continue to be fascinated by your shirtless bowling escapades.)

Um. In case you care, here is the current list of pairings I love and/or am completely fascinated by and/or *GRABBYHANDS*: Pete/Mikey, Frank/Bob, Pete/Mikey/Alicia, Pete/Joe, Gerard/Bob, Pete/Brendon, Gerard/Lyn-Z, pretty much every single pairing where one of the dudes is under 18, pretty much Mikeyway/anyone. SO NOW YOU KNOW.

Edited to add: There's totally a story in this comic, right? I'm thinking Gerard, but that's just because I'm fond of pre-sober Gerard being kind of slutty.

Comments

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

MINE TOO. \o/ Brendon just kind of scrabbling against the wall with his sweaty palms, Pete's fingers holding tight around Brendon's ribs...

[soundslikej.livejournal.com]

*flails a little*

Yes please.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Brendon comes really quickly, just from getting fucked, and Pete slows down for him, gentles as Brendon shakes through his orgasm, but Brendon's sucking in these deep breaths, and rests his forehead against the wall because he can't keep it up any more and says, "wait, no, just -- keep going. Keep, keep--" until Pete starts fucking him hard again, and everything's almost too much.

[soundslikej.livejournal.com]

!!!!!!!!!!

Guh.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Possibly also Pete is mouthing wetly at Brendon's shoulders and upper back while this is happens. PERHAPS.