I don't even know

[schmerica]

So in the past week or so I have come to terms with the fact that I apparently find Brendon Urie horribly, ridiculously endearing. Getting to this point has involved a great deal of time invested in looking at eight million pictures of him. So I've gotten used to my reactions to him! Because 99% of the time they consist of either "BRENDON URIE YOUR STUPID FUCKING PRECIOUS FACE SHUT UP" or "Seriously, why are you NOT my homosexual boyfriend?" Both of which I embrace!

It's just that the other 1% of the time is this, which. I've got nothing but "nnnnrgh." I'm creeped out, you guys! It was bad enough to admit to myself how much I would totally do Pete Wentz!

SERIOUSLY DUDES KEEP YOUR SHIRTS ON, OKAY?

(...I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. Carry on. I'll just sit here and continue to be fascinated by your shirtless bowling escapades.)

Um. In case you care, here is the current list of pairings I love and/or am completely fascinated by and/or *GRABBYHANDS*: Pete/Mikey, Frank/Bob, Pete/Mikey/Alicia, Pete/Joe, Gerard/Bob, Pete/Brendon, Gerard/Lyn-Z, pretty much every single pairing where one of the dudes is under 18, pretty much Mikeyway/anyone. SO NOW YOU KNOW.

Edited to add: There's totally a story in this comic, right? I'm thinking Gerard, but that's just because I'm fond of pre-sober Gerard being kind of slutty.

Comments

[siryn99.livejournal.com]

Those are frequently my reactions to Brendon as well. He would totally be the best GBFF ever.

And hi, by the way. :)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

He's just so ... precious. Dammit.

And hi!

[siryn99.livejournal.com]

He's something, that is for sure. Some of his questionable fashion choices aside.

And see, I'm not opposed to Pete/Brendon, but I lean more toward the Patrick/Brendon. Think of the breath control!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I can see the appeal of Patrick/Brendon! Although, I don't know, for some reason I don't tend to seek out a lot of Patrick fic that isn't Pete/Patrick.

[siryn99.livejournal.com]

Patrick was kind of my gateway into bandom, so I'm willing to entertain the notion of any pairing with him involved. (I think I might be in the small minority of that wasn't tempted in by Jon Walker. Or Frank Iero.)

[harriet-vane.livejournal.com]

You know who got me? MikeyWay. Yeah, I can't explain it either.

[siryn99.livejournal.com]

I have heard that more and more lately. Mikey has been pulling lots of people in these days.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

MIKEYWAY!

[soundslikej.livejournal.com]

*nods and nods and nods*

Most of the time you just want to pet him on the head. And then every once in a while you want to fuck him through the floor.

...or have Pete do it. Because fjdajljaksjfjdlfjd yay.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmmmm. I actually want to Pete to fuck him against a wall, I think. With Brendon leaning over and bracing himself and breathing heavy. (Does that actually work with their height differents? I haven't internalized their exact sizes yet.)

[soundslikej.livejournal.com]

Mmmmnrgh.

I think it works? I mean, Brendon's definitely taller, but I'm not sure by how much. It works just fine in my head, let me tell you!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

MINE TOO. \o/ Brendon just kind of scrabbling against the wall with his sweaty palms, Pete's fingers holding tight around Brendon's ribs...

[soundslikej.livejournal.com]

*flails a little*

Yes please.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Brendon comes really quickly, just from getting fucked, and Pete slows down for him, gentles as Brendon shakes through his orgasm, but Brendon's sucking in these deep breaths, and rests his forehead against the wall because he can't keep it up any more and says, "wait, no, just -- keep going. Keep, keep--" until Pete starts fucking him hard again, and everything's almost too much.

[soundslikej.livejournal.com]

!!!!!!!!!!

Guh.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Possibly also Pete is mouthing wetly at Brendon's shoulders and upper back while this is happens. PERHAPS.

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

Erica, I am COUNTING ON YOU to get bandom hip to picfor1000. Just, you know... putting that out there.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ooooh. I hope I am up to this great responsibility!

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm just saying that if I don't have FIFTY BAJILLION bandom people playing, we all know who's to blame, that's all.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*bites lip* I'm guessing Pete Wentz isn't the right answer? Because, you know, he's always good to blame things on.

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

Hey, look at that! I checked with the judges, and they inform me that Pete Wentz is an acceptable answer. Huh.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

IN YOUR FACE, WENTZ.

[mazily.livejournal.com]

God, BRENDON. I just. One minute I was all, "lalala, Jon Walker," and then I wrote some Brendon (which meant, you know, serious internet research and sacrificing key yuletide writing time to look at pictures) and BRENDON URIE YOUR STUPID PRECIOUS FACE WTF.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Man, that's exactly it! I was fine right up until I decided to write something with him, and then GONE.

[harriet-vane.livejournal.com]

Ugh, how do you think I feel? Last month, I swear to god, I wasn't even REMOTELY interested in P!atD and couldn't name all of them. And now I have written 50,000 words about Brendon and have a million collected pictures of his stupid endearing fucking face. AUGH BRENDON YOU WERE MY GATEWAY DRUG I HATE YOU. (Except I love you.) I am troubled!

Also, I am, what, 7 years older than he is? (UGH.) But there is something about the way he sings "a better fuck" that GETS me. Stupid Brendon!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

SIGH. Stupid Brendon indeed!

*goes to look at more pictures and read more fic*

[elucidate-this.livejournal.com]

Brendon Urie = my happy place. for reals. his face omg!!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I knoooooooooooooooow.

[gobsmackit.livejournal.com]

THIS IS EXCELLENT NEWS.

To which I am late, but whatever.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*beams* Late but still welcome!