I don't even know

[schmerica]

So in the past week or so I have come to terms with the fact that I apparently find Brendon Urie horribly, ridiculously endearing. Getting to this point has involved a great deal of time invested in looking at eight million pictures of him. So I've gotten used to my reactions to him! Because 99% of the time they consist of either "BRENDON URIE YOUR STUPID FUCKING PRECIOUS FACE SHUT UP" or "Seriously, why are you NOT my homosexual boyfriend?" Both of which I embrace!

It's just that the other 1% of the time is this, which. I've got nothing but "nnnnrgh." I'm creeped out, you guys! It was bad enough to admit to myself how much I would totally do Pete Wentz!

SERIOUSLY DUDES KEEP YOUR SHIRTS ON, OKAY?

(...I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. Carry on. I'll just sit here and continue to be fascinated by your shirtless bowling escapades.)

Um. In case you care, here is the current list of pairings I love and/or am completely fascinated by and/or *GRABBYHANDS*: Pete/Mikey, Frank/Bob, Pete/Mikey/Alicia, Pete/Joe, Gerard/Bob, Pete/Brendon, Gerard/Lyn-Z, pretty much every single pairing where one of the dudes is under 18, pretty much Mikeyway/anyone. SO NOW YOU KNOW.

Edited to add: There's totally a story in this comic, right? I'm thinking Gerard, but that's just because I'm fond of pre-sober Gerard being kind of slutty.

Comments

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ooooh. I hope I am up to this great responsibility!

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm just saying that if I don't have FIFTY BAJILLION bandom people playing, we all know who's to blame, that's all.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*bites lip* I'm guessing Pete Wentz isn't the right answer? Because, you know, he's always good to blame things on.

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

Hey, look at that! I checked with the judges, and they inform me that Pete Wentz is an acceptable answer. Huh.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

IN YOUR FACE, WENTZ.