I don't even know

[schmerica]

So in the past week or so I have come to terms with the fact that I apparently find Brendon Urie horribly, ridiculously endearing. Getting to this point has involved a great deal of time invested in looking at eight million pictures of him. So I've gotten used to my reactions to him! Because 99% of the time they consist of either "BRENDON URIE YOUR STUPID FUCKING PRECIOUS FACE SHUT UP" or "Seriously, why are you NOT my homosexual boyfriend?" Both of which I embrace!

It's just that the other 1% of the time is this, which. I've got nothing but "nnnnrgh." I'm creeped out, you guys! It was bad enough to admit to myself how much I would totally do Pete Wentz!

SERIOUSLY DUDES KEEP YOUR SHIRTS ON, OKAY?

(...I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. Carry on. I'll just sit here and continue to be fascinated by your shirtless bowling escapades.)

Um. In case you care, here is the current list of pairings I love and/or am completely fascinated by and/or *GRABBYHANDS*: Pete/Mikey, Frank/Bob, Pete/Mikey/Alicia, Pete/Joe, Gerard/Bob, Pete/Brendon, Gerard/Lyn-Z, pretty much every single pairing where one of the dudes is under 18, pretty much Mikeyway/anyone. SO NOW YOU KNOW.

Edited to add: There's totally a story in this comic, right? I'm thinking Gerard, but that's just because I'm fond of pre-sober Gerard being kind of slutty.

Comments

[mazily.livejournal.com]

God, BRENDON. I just. One minute I was all, "lalala, Jon Walker," and then I wrote some Brendon (which meant, you know, serious internet research and sacrificing key yuletide writing time to look at pictures) and BRENDON URIE YOUR STUPID PRECIOUS FACE WTF.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Man, that's exactly it! I was fine right up until I decided to write something with him, and then GONE.