his face actually looks really pretty, aside from the hair issues, shut up

[schmerica]

loveyouallwrong! I believe you are correct in your theory, and Pete has thrown yet another challenge at us, re: Sex-With-Pete Chicken!



Well-played, sir. Well-played, indeed. (Still not enough, considering we agreed to the Yoshi costume and tails. But a good try nonetheless! *thumbs up*)

Comments

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

ohhh the ante, it has been upped. not enough though, wentz. although, i really think he should take kickthebeat's fu manchu beard suggestion. now that would be a serious play.

[soundslikej.livejournal.com]

See, the problem is, he needs to stop having such pretty eyes under all the ridiculousness. They screw with my powers of mocking!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Man, you know what would be awesome? A waxed moustache like a late 19th century villain tying innocents to the train tracks. I THINK HE COULD MAKE IT WORK.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I know, right? Less pretty eyes! More emphasis on the mullet!

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA OH MY GOD. Like one of these (http://www.glarkware.com/productcart/pc/catalog/detail-villain.gif) moustaches? COMPLETE WITH HAT? He would rock the shit out of that.

[offtheceiling.livejournal.com]

I would totally hit that. I cannot even lie. Oh, PWentz, how do you make Bad Touch Cop hot?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD YES. DEAR PETE WENTZ WE HAVE AN EXCELLENT IDEA FOR YOUR NEXT VIDEO AU.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Look at all buttoned up and serious he is! Think of all the tattoos hidden under the ugly shirt being slowly revealed!

[offtheceiling.livejournal.com]

hahaha. oh man, yes. he can totally carry around a boom box and play strip-o-gram. like Gob from Arrested Development.

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

PS Casting Ryan Ross as the hapless heroine would not entirely be out of line.

[janet-carter.livejournal.com]

He's not a real cop! Can't you see how hot he is?

[offtheceiling.livejournal.com]

Pete Wentz: Hot Cop.

[go-gentle.livejournal.com]

As much as it pains me to say it, I have to say that Pete has won this round, for me at least. Not because it crosses some line of 'too unattractive,' (because, bizarrely enough, he's still pretty), but because I cannot stop laughing hysterically every time I see that picture.

[blondiusmaximus.livejournal.com]

yeah, i'd still hit that.





sigh.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

Man, it looks like he shaved *and* showered. If he were a girl -- or, let's face it, Patrick Stump who is a HOT LESBIAN -- I'd totally hit that. But he has icky boyparts and so he does not get me-lovin'.

Though now someone should totally write the L&O!Patrick/Officer Bad Touch!Pete AU.

[siryn99.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure I like it when Gabe and Pete role play. It's a little disturbing.

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

his hair in the back looks like it would come off attached to the hat.

[omphale]

*wants this AU*

Brendon Fraser Urie as Dudley Do Right. That's all I'm saying.

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

SO TODAY I WENT TO TALK TO MY [HOT] PIERCER AND HE WALKED OUT OF THE ... STUDIO PART INTO THE MAIN ROOM AND I WAS JUST LIKE "... NICE MOUSTACHE, SCOTT" AND HE WAS LIKE "YEAH I'M TRYING TO GROW IT OUT SO I CAN TWIRL THE ENDS."


AND THAT IS HOW THIS COMMENT THREAD IS RELEVANT TO MY LIFE.



WHUPS CAPSLOCK

[vic-ramsey.livejournal.com]

In the Yoshi costume? Yeah, maybe after a couple of drinks. This picture? I can feel the venereal diseases penetrating me THROUGH THE COMPUTER SCREEN! PETER YOU JUST WON THIS ROUND.

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

How much would Pete Wentz's life be improved if he could twirl a mustache diabolically? I AM SAYING QUITE A BIT


ALTERNATIVELY, a tattoo parlor AU with Pete the piercer who talks to people inappropriately when they're nervous about holes in their body would also be a welcome addition to my day.

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

i thought this would get less funny in the morning.

IT DID NOT.

[sociofemme.livejournal.com]

What's sad is that he looks so much like my HS boyf in this picture, I may have ALREADY hit that.

And by sad, I mean amazing, because I LOVE MULLETS AND I AM NOT ASHAMED.

[marginaliana]

This will never get less funny. Patrick as Nell and Joe as Horse, Y?

[marginaliana]

My brain totally went to a place where Gabe says "look, he's getting donuts and coffee, he's gonna be in there a while. We can totally have sex in the cop car and no one will ever know! Peeeeeeeeeeeeete!"