his face actually looks really pretty, aside from the hair issues, shut up

[schmerica]

loveyouallwrong! I believe you are correct in your theory, and Pete has thrown yet another challenge at us, re: Sex-With-Pete Chicken!



Well-played, sir. Well-played, indeed. (Still not enough, considering we agreed to the Yoshi costume and tails. But a good try nonetheless! *thumbs up*)

Comments

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

ohhh the ante, it has been upped. not enough though, wentz. although, i really think he should take kickthebeat's fu manchu beard suggestion. now that would be a serious play.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Man, you know what would be awesome? A waxed moustache like a late 19th century villain tying innocents to the train tracks. I THINK HE COULD MAKE IT WORK.

[soundslikej.livejournal.com]

See, the problem is, he needs to stop having such pretty eyes under all the ridiculousness. They screw with my powers of mocking!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I know, right? Less pretty eyes! More emphasis on the mullet!

[offtheceiling.livejournal.com]

I would totally hit that. I cannot even lie. Oh, PWentz, how do you make Bad Touch Cop hot?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Look at all buttoned up and serious he is! Think of all the tattoos hidden under the ugly shirt being slowly revealed!

[go-gentle.livejournal.com]

As much as it pains me to say it, I have to say that Pete has won this round, for me at least. Not because it crosses some line of 'too unattractive,' (because, bizarrely enough, he's still pretty), but because I cannot stop laughing hysterically every time I see that picture.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heeeee. POINT.

[blondiusmaximus.livejournal.com]

yeah, i'd still hit that.





sigh.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*snugs* It's okay! Pete Wentz has POWERS. Evil, evil powers.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

Man, it looks like he shaved *and* showered. If he were a girl -- or, let's face it, Patrick Stump who is a HOT LESBIAN -- I'd totally hit that. But he has icky boyparts and so he does not get me-lovin'.

Though now someone should totally write the L&O!Patrick/Officer Bad Touch!Pete AU.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*giggles a lot* He *does* have icky boyparts. Everyone on the internet knows it.

[siryn99.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure I like it when Gabe and Pete role play. It's a little disturbing.

[marginaliana]

My brain totally went to a place where Gabe says "look, he's getting donuts and coffee, he's gonna be in there a while. We can totally have sex in the cop car and no one will ever know! Peeeeeeeeeeeeete!"

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

There's no one sane in that combination to keep it from going too far!

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

his hair in the back looks like it would come off attached to the hat.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

OH MAN THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.

[vic-ramsey.livejournal.com]

In the Yoshi costume? Yeah, maybe after a couple of drinks. This picture? I can feel the venereal diseases penetrating me THROUGH THE COMPUTER SCREEN! PETER YOU JUST WON THIS ROUND.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I can see where you're coming from, but ... pretty eyes!

[sociofemme.livejournal.com]

What's sad is that he looks so much like my HS boyf in this picture, I may have ALREADY hit that.

And by sad, I mean amazing, because I LOVE MULLETS AND I AM NOT ASHAMED.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

ahahahahaha I guess you win!

[fairestcat]

Yeah, I'd still hit that.

*mourns for self-respect*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*pets*

[chica-go.livejournal.com]

Does anyone else think he looks like Charlie Day from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?

[chica-go.livejournal.com]

Whoops, I'm an idiot. I meant Rob McElhenney.

[magdalyna.livejournal.com]

THE SKEEVE, IT BURNZZZ.


He's won this round, I can tell you that.

If he totally went to the Snidely Whiplash route, he'd win the war.

I'm off because I long for the healing power of steel wool and soap.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

You have, like, standards. *admires*

[fledmusic.livejournal.com]

Hi, you are awesome and also I love yours and Lea's game of Sex-With-Pete Chicken. Sadly, I have yet to discover something that would make me not want to have sex with him.

So, yes, the point is: would you like to be friends? I've sort of stalked your journal a little just now, and decided this should happen, haha.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Seriously, what the fuck is it with him? PETE WENTZ. SERIOUSLY.

Also: HI.