his face actually looks really pretty, aside from the hair issues, shut up

[schmerica]

loveyouallwrong! I believe you are correct in your theory, and Pete has thrown yet another challenge at us, re: Sex-With-Pete Chicken!



Well-played, sir. Well-played, indeed. (Still not enough, considering we agreed to the Yoshi costume and tails. But a good try nonetheless! *thumbs up*)

Comments

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Man, you know what would be awesome? A waxed moustache like a late 19th century villain tying innocents to the train tracks. I THINK HE COULD MAKE IT WORK.

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA OH MY GOD. Like one of these (http://www.glarkware.com/productcart/pc/catalog/detail-villain.gif) moustaches? COMPLETE WITH HAT? He would rock the shit out of that.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD YES. DEAR PETE WENTZ WE HAVE AN EXCELLENT IDEA FOR YOUR NEXT VIDEO AU.

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

PS Casting Ryan Ross as the hapless heroine would not entirely be out of line.

[omphale]

*wants this AU*

Brendon Fraser Urie as Dudley Do Right. That's all I'm saying.

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

i thought this would get less funny in the morning.

IT DID NOT.

[marginaliana]

This will never get less funny. Patrick as Nell and Joe as Horse, Y?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*laughing forever*

[forgotnsuitcase.livejournal.com]

oh, man, yes. it fits so perfect!

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

SO TODAY I WENT TO TALK TO MY [HOT] PIERCER AND HE WALKED OUT OF THE ... STUDIO PART INTO THE MAIN ROOM AND I WAS JUST LIKE "... NICE MOUSTACHE, SCOTT" AND HE WAS LIKE "YEAH I'M TRYING TO GROW IT OUT SO I CAN TWIRL THE ENDS."


AND THAT IS HOW THIS COMMENT THREAD IS RELEVANT TO MY LIFE.



WHUPS CAPSLOCK

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

How much would Pete Wentz's life be improved if he could twirl a mustache diabolically? I AM SAYING QUITE A BIT


ALTERNATIVELY, a tattoo parlor AU with Pete the piercer who talks to people inappropriately when they're nervous about holes in their body would also be a welcome addition to my day.

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

D: Somehow I feel that Pete Wentz would not properly sterilize his needles.



.......... that sounds like innuendo but it's not.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

♥

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I would read that so hard!