help me!

[schmerica]

YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS. I am in that scary scary fandom place where your mind tries to make every single thing in the entire world applicable into a story. Nine out of ten times, this is okay, because it is very entertaining! I enjoy being an obsesso-crazy-brain! BUT THE OTHER TEN PERCENT OF THE TIME IT CAN BE VERY TRAUMATIC, OKAY.

Witness the example of me just going to look up the difference between human and koala fingerprints, because it led me to the koala article on wikipedia, which includes this sentence:

Furthermore, the male koala, like many marsupials, has a bifurcated penis and the female has a bifurcated vagina.

I don't want to talk about it.

foxxcub has a comment fic AU meme going on here. AUs, you are my FAVORITE. I need to write something for this at some point, but, uh, all my AU brain is busy thinking about the Pete/Mikey high school make-outs shoemaster and I commented earlier, so it might be a while.

Comments

[lovelypoet.livejournal.com]

Um. Regarding that thing you don't want to talk about....

Would it make it better or worse if I told you that someone already did it in another and it was just as emotionally traumatizing as you'd expect and is best forgotten and not repeated?

And no, I don't remember which fandom or have a link because I've spent approximately four years trying to forget about it.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Not really! I mean, dude, I spent a long time in Smallville fandom, you know? I have seen all sorts of fucked-up alien sex genitalia. The disturbing part is the thoughts COMING TO ME.