help me!

[schmerica]

YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS. I am in that scary scary fandom place where your mind tries to make every single thing in the entire world applicable into a story. Nine out of ten times, this is okay, because it is very entertaining! I enjoy being an obsesso-crazy-brain! BUT THE OTHER TEN PERCENT OF THE TIME IT CAN BE VERY TRAUMATIC, OKAY.

Witness the example of me just going to look up the difference between human and koala fingerprints, because it led me to the koala article on wikipedia, which includes this sentence:

Furthermore, the male koala, like many marsupials, has a bifurcated penis and the female has a bifurcated vagina.

I don't want to talk about it.

foxxcub has a comment fic AU meme going on here. AUs, you are my FAVORITE. I need to write something for this at some point, but, uh, all my AU brain is busy thinking about the Pete/Mikey high school make-outs shoemaster and I commented earlier, so it might be a while.

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Yes, but this WAS NOT IT!