i have a new journal title, is what i'm saying

[schmerica]

Last night pre_emptive and I had a conversation about Mikey and Alicia throwing a party where pretty much all the guests were people they had had sexual shenanigans with. THEY CAN'T HAVE SEX JUST THE TWO OF THEM, OKAY. THERE'S A THREESOME SPEED DIAL.

pre_emptive: "so, how do you know them?" "threesome. you?" "me too!"
pearl_o: "is there anyone in this room who hasn't had sex with mikeyway?"
pearl_o: gerard raises his hand, shyly.
pre_emptive: hahahahahahahaha
pearl_o: "yeah! he just watched me fuck his wife!" mikey says in support.
pre_emptive: HAHAHAHA OH GOD
pre_emptive: MIKEYWAY <33333333333333333
pearl_o: HE'S HELPING OKAY
pre_emptive: HE IS
pre_emptive: HE'S VERY HELPFUL
pre_emptive: gerard's all, spluttery, "i didn't WATCH."
pre_emptive: "okay not directly, but through the lens counts!"
pearl_o: heeeeeeeee
pearl_o: IT WAS FOR ART OKAY


pearl_o: (at the party, pete wentz goes "dude. alicia. do you guys have an extra copy of that?" and gerard overhears and yells "IT'S ART. ART!" really loudly. pete: "i like art!" lyn-z gives him a look and he gets scared and hides behind mikey.)
pre_emptive: OH MAN
pre_emptive: I WANT TO READ FIC ABOUT LYN BEATNG UP PETE
pre_emptive: ... it can even be in a sexy way, if need be


pearl_o: so going back to alicia and mikey's party with their sex partners: if nobody can be drinking or anything anyway, and it's not actually an orgy, do you think it will all descend into charades and trivial pursuit?
pre_emptive: yes
pre_emptive: also: pictionary
pearl_o: oh, man, pictionary.
pearl_o: there are not enough cards with vampires on them.

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EDITED TO ADD: also! on an unrelated note! YOU GUYS THIS PICTURE LOOK--



Like, okay, I have seen this picture plenty of times before, and always loved it, but HOW HAVE I NOT NOTICED UNTIL NOW THAT GERARD IS USING BOB'S HANDS AS A PILLOW. I just. I am filled with "awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww." Did I just skip over due to lack of Mikey? Or was I just that distracted by Frank's prettiness?

(also that could totally be girl gee.)

(also that's fucking adorable even if you don't like bob/gerard as a pairing.)

(but most adorable when you are in my head and obsessed with bob/girl!gerard.)

(awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.)

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MIKEY IS HELPFUL.