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What does it say about me that this is the only Gerard/Frank I have ever written?

*****

Frank's been in the band for the better part of a year, and he's jerked off thinking about Gerard more times than he count by the time he gets around to bringing up the subject. Everybody in this band loves each other, he knows that, and they're all pretty affectionate, but ...

But Frank's spent nine months cuddling with his head resting in Gerard's lap, kissing on stage and in private, easy lazy make-outs, and God knows they've grabbed at each other for a quick grope enough times. It's like it's been months and months of endless foreplay, and as nice as it is, Frank doesn't get it. It's all homoerotic tension and no actual homoerotic fucking and he doesn't know why.

So eventually he does the obvious. He brings it up to Gerard.

The van's parked at a rest stop. Mikey and Matt both practically ran to the bathroom, and Ray is off somewhere trying to trick the soda machine to actually give him a pop, despite the fact that he's a quarter short of the price. Gerard's sitting on the curb of the sidewalk, near the green green grass where people walk their dogs, and Frank's standing, leaning back against the driver's door of the van.

Gerard is lighting his cigarette, blinking up into the sunlight like he's surprised by the brightness. He's two sweaters and a heavy jacket over, even though it's like sixty degrees out.

Frank says, "So, Gee."

"Hm?" Gerard says, glancing his way.

Frank takes the three steps over to the sidewalk and sits down next to Gerard. Gerard slings his arm around his shoulders automatically, not even thinking about it.

"You notice we fool around a lot?" Frank says.

Gerard scrunches up his face and blows out smoke.

"Why the hell aren't we having sex?"

It makes Gerard laugh. Frank pokes him really hard in the ribs and Gerard goes, "Ow, shit, that hurt, Frankie!"

"Hey, fuck you."

Gerard rolls his eyes. "I wasn't laughing at you, jackass. It's not you. Fuck." He shakes his head. "Look, I'm just not that into it, okay?"

"You're not into it," Frank repeats.

"Yeah," Gerard says. "Like I said, it's not you. It's the same with anybody."

"I don't get it," Frank says. "What exactly is it that you're not into? Sex? You're not into sex?"

"Yeah, basically." Gerard shrugs. "Whatever, I mean. I don't have that high of a sex drive to begin with, you know, and then I'm on all these meds right now. It's one of the big side effects."

"Wow," Frank says. He stares at Gerard's face like it's something new and weird. "So, what, you don't even like jerk off?"

"Sometimes," Gerard says. He puffs his cigarette. "Not that often. I just don't think about it much, you know?"

Frank doesn't know, actually. Frank can't imagine going more than a couple minutes without thinking about it. Frank hasn't gone more than a day and a half without jerking off since he was fifteen.

"I don't know," Gerard continues. He gives Frank a serious look. "I mean, I'll give you a handjob or something if you want, but I'm not really going to get much out of it."

Frank stares out at the ugly tiled roof of the rest area across the parking lot, speechless for a long minute. Finally, he says, "Well, fuck."

"Yeah," Gerard says thoughtfully. He pats Frank's shoulder and then stands up, crushing his cigarette under his sneaker. "I'm gonna go piss before we leave."

Frank stays seated on the curb and watches Gerard's ass the entire time he crosses the parking lot, until he disappears from view behind the wall. Then he lies down onto his back on the sidewalk and frowns up at the wispy clouds until Mikey comes back and sits on his chest, yelling, "King of the mountain!" until Frank shoves him off and climbs onto his back and Ray butts in, taking Mikey's side and trying to cheat by being tall and strong, and they're all busy with that tuffle right up to the time they're back on the highway, and Frank's in the middle seat, next to Gerard, who falls asleep on his shoulder within fifteen minutes, and it's just like normal.

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28/12/07 02:24 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] fallingfortruth.livejournal.com
Gerard doesn't call back.

Brian does, however, get a very angry text message from Mikey a few hours later, buttons mashed into something like incoherence but the basic jist something to the effect of u r payign to reupholster th back lunge.

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28/12/07 02:41 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com
And thus starts what the band (some fondly and some not-so-fondly) like to refer to as the "Jesus fucking CHRIST, get a room already!" era.

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28/12/07 02:47 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] fallingfortruth.livejournal.com
It doesn't get really miserable until the Summer of Like. Which is when Bob and Ray lay down the rules: Only one Way is allowed to be getting laid in the bus at any given time, because otherwise no one can get ANYTHING done.

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28/12/07 02:59 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com
Ahahahaha. It would not surprise me if Mikey Way was one of those dudes who is really quiet masturbating, but really LOUD when there's another person involved? And the rest of the band had only heard the former up to now, so they're all like "What in the HELL."

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28/12/07 03:02 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] fallingfortruth.livejournal.com
And you just know that both Pete and Alicia are loud. And it's not just that Mikey's loud, he's really filthy. Bob wants to know when he signed up to participate in a live action ongoing work of bisexual pornography, because he's pretty fucking sure that that was NOT in his contract.

Especially when Alicia and Gerard try to drown each other out while they're getting fucked. It's awkward enough to know that members of your band are getting laid without having to hear about it in graphic detail while it's happening.

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28/12/07 03:09 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com
Oh, man. Bob always gets the short end of the stick, doesn't he? POOR GUY.

Especially when Alicia and Gerard try to drown each other out while they're getting fucked. It's awkward enough to know that members of your band are getting laid without having to hear about it in graphic detail while it's happening.

Ahahahaha. After a while Mikey and Frank start to get the same rhythm without noticing or meaning to! So it's like listening to a really horrible chorus of some kind, with both of them reaching the climactic shrieks at about the same time.

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28/12/07 03:24 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] fallingfortruth.livejournal.com
Ray just has really, really good sound canceling headphones. And spends all his time working on stuff in the studio or, you know. Jerking off at his computer, in the studio. Eventually he just buys Bob a pair of the headphones and they sit and don't-listen together.

It kind of freaks Gerard out when he realizes that he and Mikey are all but having sex together, but really, who the fuck cares? It's not like they're watching or anything.

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28/12/07 03:32 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com
That's the REAL reason Bob and Ray are always in the studio, totally.

It kind of freaks Gerard out when he realizes that he and Mikey are all but having sex together, but really, who the fuck cares? It's not like they're watching or anything.

Right! Because that would just be weird.

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28/12/07 03:36 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] fallingfortruth.livejournal.com
Even though Alicia is really hot, and okay, Gerard isn't made of stone, he's totally thought about making out with her before.

But still. Weird.

He's not entirely sure what happens that one day they end up all in the lounge discussing masturbation techniques, but he's pretty sure that Matt's at fault, and it takes him 15 minutes and checking every can of Diet Coke in the fridge to convince him that no, he's really not high, it's actually happening.

But after that he and Alicia totally compare/contrast the differences of getting off while getting fucked for guys and girls, and Frank and Mikey try not to be too obvious about their o_O

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28/12/07 03:41 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com
And of course, at some point Alicia talks about how when you're fucking a guy with a strap-on, and how it's a whole different experience, and Mikey kind of squeaks "wait, what?" in the background, and Alicia just reaches over and pats his shoulder comforting while she goes on talking to Gerard. Who is like why did none of my girlfriends ever think of that?

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28/12/07 03:52 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] fallingfortruth.livejournal.com
That is the world's most fraught negotiation for a swap, okay? Mikey and Gerard are both adamant that they never be told ANYTHING about the other's dick, EVER, under pain of death, and Mikey's all "You know I'm not really..." and Frank is all "Bullshit, Mikeyway. I remember Pete," and Mikey has to admit that, yeah, okay, he's totally into dudes.

Mikey and Frank end up having a GHII tournament to determine who sucks whose dick first and mostly just make out on the couch for a while before going to take a nap. But Gerard, Gerard can't put together a coherent sentence for, like. Three days.

Frank quietly asks Alicia for some tips while the Ways are out ravaging a comic shop in Omaha.

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28/12/07 03:57 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com
Alicia laughs and tells him to get a legal pad and a pen and sit down, okay?

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