seriously, just. WHAT.

[schmerica]

My non-bandom darlings -- you know I love you and respect your choices of fandoms and lack on interest in mine completely, right? But oh, man. Jesus fucking Christ, you guys. I AM RUINED FOREVER FOR ALL OTHER FANDOMS, I swear. In the future I will look at fandoms and be like "Yeah, it's interesting and seems awesome! But do you have a BSO who sucks cock? On a ten-dollar bet? While his girlfriend watches? With a dude who talks in public about how they share an affinity for big black dildos?? No? WELL THEN I GUESS I WILL HAVE TO KEEP ON WALKING, THEN."

[Edited to add: yes, there used to be a link in the above paragraph. No, there isn't now. Sorry for the inconvience.]

In other bandom news, xanphibian wrote the most hilarious My Chemical Romance gangbang fic in the history of the world. \o/

I have so much packing to do today! Bleh. All I want to do is make stupid offensive macros at blondiusmaximus and talk about porn with you guys. Is that so much to ask?

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[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

~*~*~YOUR SECRET LIFE OF PERV*~*~*

In no world are tires a higher priority than Mikey's vag, though. For serious.

[blondiusmaximus.livejournal.com]

One of these days, ONE OF THESE DAYS, I will be like hey, mom, dad, you know all those emails I used to write? I WAS REALLY BLOGGIN 'BOUT PORN. Lol?

THEY WILL LOVE ME ANYWAY, I AM SURE.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha. YOU GET THE CREEPY SURPRISE ICON FOR THAT.