seriously, just. WHAT.

[schmerica]

My non-bandom darlings -- you know I love you and respect your choices of fandoms and lack on interest in mine completely, right? But oh, man. Jesus fucking Christ, you guys. I AM RUINED FOREVER FOR ALL OTHER FANDOMS, I swear. In the future I will look at fandoms and be like "Yeah, it's interesting and seems awesome! But do you have a BSO who sucks cock? On a ten-dollar bet? While his girlfriend watches? With a dude who talks in public about how they share an affinity for big black dildos?? No? WELL THEN I GUESS I WILL HAVE TO KEEP ON WALKING, THEN."

[Edited to add: yes, there used to be a link in the above paragraph. No, there isn't now. Sorry for the inconvience.]

In other bandom news, xanphibian wrote the most hilarious My Chemical Romance gangbang fic in the history of the world. \o/

I have so much packing to do today! Bleh. All I want to do is make stupid offensive macros at blondiusmaximus and talk about porn with you guys. Is that so much to ask?

Comments

[fallingfortruth.livejournal.com]

I FEEL THE LACK OF OFFENSIVE MACROS IN MY LIFE SO HARD. It makes me cry a little inside.

Also, BSO?

*shares (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v151/belgaer/motivator3549701.jpg) his (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v151/belgaer/motivator9657358.jpg) ridiculous (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v151/belgaer/motivator5227568.jpg) macros (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v151/belgaer/motivator5841954.jpg)*

[blondiusmaximus.livejournal.com]

My dad is like BLAYNE HURRY UP WE HAVE TO GET YOUR TIRES CHANGED and I'm like ONE SECOND DAD IM WRITING A VERY IMPORTANT EMAIL but really I am just making more stupidly offensive macros about Mikey's vag. SIGH, THE DECEPTION. :(

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

BSO = bright shiny object, beloved slash object, various other things. General term for the boys and girls in your fandom.

I approve of your ridiculous macros! Blayne and I spent a long time in the post last night doing this (http://pearl-o.livejournal.com/947860.html?thread=10030484#t10030484).

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

~*~*~YOUR SECRET LIFE OF PERV*~*~*

In no world are tires a higher priority than Mikey's vag, though. For serious.

[fallingfortruth.livejournal.com]

I love you two so hard right now.

Like Gerard's dick when he watches Mikey change into her pajamas through the crack in the door, okay, it's not creepy because he won't jerk off until after she's decided to pretend to be asleep.

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

I kind of feel that I should be embarrassed by the fact that this makes me stupidly happy, but apparently I have no shame. Oh well. *g*

Also, hello! Have recently friended you for bandslashy purposes, and wanted to say thanks for bringing Frank's cocksucking-for-bets-while-his-girlfriend-watches to my life. My life is now immeasurably better. :)

[she-belongs.livejournal.com]

I second this. I second it so hard. My life? It was incomplete without that.

[trixiesfic.livejournal.com]

SHUT THE FUCK UP! This will teach me to snerk at the comments in your journal and then move along and not go back to see if anyone confirmed the rumor. Good fucking god, I love this crazy fucking fandom. And these crazy fucking cocksucking boys!

And I already loved Jamia, but she totally wins the award for best bso girlfriend EVER IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.

[strobelighted.livejournal.com]

Oh hi, random lurker here, but I just wanted to say thank you for posting this because now everything bad in my life will be made exponentially better by the knowledge that Frank Iero sucks cock.

These boy just get more unreal with every passing day and my love for them knows no bounds.

[jezrana.livejournal.com]

\o/\o/\o/

Best fandom ever.

[lovesongwriter.livejournal.com]

His girlfriend goes "suck cock and i'll give you 10 bucks" and he's drunk enough that THIS SOUNDS LIKE THE BEST IDEA EVER.

So she basically gets to watch possibly the greatest thing on earth gleefully.

:(( I want to be Jamia for one day. ONE DAY is all I want.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

MIKEY LOVES IT WHEN THEY ROLEPLAY

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I felt that everyone should experience what I felt on getting all those comments last night!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

MY PLEASURE.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

This fandom. I don't even KNOW, dude. Just. WHAT.

My girlcrush on Jamia is fast reaching epic proportions.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I have lost all track of reality!

[fallingfortruth.livejournal.com]

I'm reasonably certain that that would be the one day that the Gerard/Lyn/Frank/Jamia sex tape got leaked to the internets, if it were me.

I mean, what?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I SECOND THIS.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I just. THEM.

[fallingfortruth.livejournal.com]

Let's not talk about how much I want to write Gerard and Mikey awkwardly spooning and trying to pretend that they're not both totally thinking about how much they want to touch the other one right now. Srsly. :/

[stereomer.livejournal.com]

wait. wait wait.

wait.




WHAT.


i need to go walk around for an hour or so. ahhhhHHHHHHHHHH

[blondiusmaximus.livejournal.com]

One of these days, ONE OF THESE DAYS, I will be like hey, mom, dad, you know all those emails I used to write? I WAS REALLY BLOGGIN 'BOUT PORN. Lol?

THEY WILL LOVE ME ANYWAY, I AM SURE.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

UGH. That hits so many of my horrible buttons. Sleeping in the same bed, like they used to do all the time when they were kids! Except they're not kids anymore, so it is awkward and painful and HOT.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I have had many hours and a full night's sleep to think about this.

STILL NOT PROCESSED.

[fallingfortruth.livejournal.com]

How long is it until the official incest-off thing? Because, uh. I think I might just write for, like. A week. Straight.

Ahahaha, I am a bad man. /o\