seriously, just. WHAT.

[schmerica]

My non-bandom darlings -- you know I love you and respect your choices of fandoms and lack on interest in mine completely, right? But oh, man. Jesus fucking Christ, you guys. I AM RUINED FOREVER FOR ALL OTHER FANDOMS, I swear. In the future I will look at fandoms and be like "Yeah, it's interesting and seems awesome! But do you have a BSO who sucks cock? On a ten-dollar bet? While his girlfriend watches? With a dude who talks in public about how they share an affinity for big black dildos?? No? WELL THEN I GUESS I WILL HAVE TO KEEP ON WALKING, THEN."

[Edited to add: yes, there used to be a link in the above paragraph. No, there isn't now. Sorry for the inconvience.]

In other bandom news, xanphibian wrote the most hilarious My Chemical Romance gangbang fic in the history of the world. \o/

I have so much packing to do today! Bleh. All I want to do is make stupid offensive macros at blondiusmaximus and talk about porn with you guys. Is that so much to ask?

Comments

[trixiesfic.livejournal.com]

SHUT THE FUCK UP! This will teach me to snerk at the comments in your journal and then move along and not go back to see if anyone confirmed the rumor. Good fucking god, I love this crazy fucking fandom. And these crazy fucking cocksucking boys!

And I already loved Jamia, but she totally wins the award for best bso girlfriend EVER IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

This fandom. I don't even KNOW, dude. Just. WHAT.

My girlcrush on Jamia is fast reaching epic proportions.