seriously, just. WHAT.

[schmerica]

My non-bandom darlings -- you know I love you and respect your choices of fandoms and lack on interest in mine completely, right? But oh, man. Jesus fucking Christ, you guys. I AM RUINED FOREVER FOR ALL OTHER FANDOMS, I swear. In the future I will look at fandoms and be like "Yeah, it's interesting and seems awesome! But do you have a BSO who sucks cock? On a ten-dollar bet? While his girlfriend watches? With a dude who talks in public about how they share an affinity for big black dildos?? No? WELL THEN I GUESS I WILL HAVE TO KEEP ON WALKING, THEN."

[Edited to add: yes, there used to be a link in the above paragraph. No, there isn't now. Sorry for the inconvience.]

In other bandom news, xanphibian wrote the most hilarious My Chemical Romance gangbang fic in the history of the world. \o/

I have so much packing to do today! Bleh. All I want to do is make stupid offensive macros at blondiusmaximus and talk about porn with you guys. Is that so much to ask?

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[lovesongwriter.livejournal.com]

His girlfriend goes "suck cock and i'll give you 10 bucks" and he's drunk enough that THIS SOUNDS LIKE THE BEST IDEA EVER.

So she basically gets to watch possibly the greatest thing on earth gleefully.

:(( I want to be Jamia for one day. ONE DAY is all I want.

[fallingfortruth.livejournal.com]

I'm reasonably certain that that would be the one day that the Gerard/Lyn/Frank/Jamia sex tape got leaked to the internets, if it were me.

I mean, what?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I just. THEM.