seriously, just. WHAT.

[schmerica]

My non-bandom darlings -- you know I love you and respect your choices of fandoms and lack on interest in mine completely, right? But oh, man. Jesus fucking Christ, you guys. I AM RUINED FOREVER FOR ALL OTHER FANDOMS, I swear. In the future I will look at fandoms and be like "Yeah, it's interesting and seems awesome! But do you have a BSO who sucks cock? On a ten-dollar bet? While his girlfriend watches? With a dude who talks in public about how they share an affinity for big black dildos?? No? WELL THEN I GUESS I WILL HAVE TO KEEP ON WALKING, THEN."

[Edited to add: yes, there used to be a link in the above paragraph. No, there isn't now. Sorry for the inconvience.]

In other bandom news, xanphibian wrote the most hilarious My Chemical Romance gangbang fic in the history of the world. \o/

I have so much packing to do today! Bleh. All I want to do is make stupid offensive macros at blondiusmaximus and talk about porn with you guys. Is that so much to ask?

Comments

[xanphibian.livejournal.com]

Before I forget in a flaily handed dance of OMG, thank you for the rec!

Now.

OMFG! THIS FANDOM! WHAT! I DON'T EVEN ... I CAN'T EVEN! WHAT?!

HOW WILL ANY OTHER FANDOM EVER LIVE UP TO THIS????

ALSO: !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

It won't. It's impossible.

[xanphibian.livejournal.com]

EEEEEEEEE! *dances you* YOU MAKE MY DAY BRIGHT!