seriously, just. WHAT.

[schmerica]

My non-bandom darlings -- you know I love you and respect your choices of fandoms and lack on interest in mine completely, right? But oh, man. Jesus fucking Christ, you guys. I AM RUINED FOREVER FOR ALL OTHER FANDOMS, I swear. In the future I will look at fandoms and be like "Yeah, it's interesting and seems awesome! But do you have a BSO who sucks cock? On a ten-dollar bet? While his girlfriend watches? With a dude who talks in public about how they share an affinity for big black dildos?? No? WELL THEN I GUESS I WILL HAVE TO KEEP ON WALKING, THEN."

[Edited to add: yes, there used to be a link in the above paragraph. No, there isn't now. Sorry for the inconvience.]

In other bandom news, xanphibian wrote the most hilarious My Chemical Romance gangbang fic in the history of the world. \o/

I have so much packing to do today! Bleh. All I want to do is make stupid offensive macros at blondiusmaximus and talk about porn with you guys. Is that so much to ask?

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[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

"Well-fucked," Mikey says.

"Fucked our brains right fucking out," Gerard agrees. "You're gonna have to be the brains from now on."

Ray starts to giggle helplessly, but he stops as Mikey slowly lifts himself off, letting Ray's cock slip from his body before he collapses next to him on his stomach.

"Mmmph," Mikey says, his face half-buried in the sheets. He stretches out his arms and legs, arching like a cat.

"I," Ray says. "I need. I'm going to shower."

Gerard lets go relunctantly so Ray can make his way to his feet.

"You guys could come with," Ray says, raising his eyebrows significantly.

"Mmmmm," Gerard says. "No. We're just going to wait here."

"Seriously?" Ray says. "We're all filthy. You don't want make out in the shower."

"I think we're just going to cuddle on the bed," Mikey says. He tugs on Gerard's arm until Gerard curls up next to him. They wrap their arms around each other's backs.

"Fine," Ray says. "Jerks."

Mikey and Gerard smile at each other while Ray stomps to the bathrom.

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

"Think this'll work?"

Mikey rolls his eyes. "You seriously think it won't?"

He's got a point. Gerard rests his head on Mikey's shoulder, listening to the shower and making plans.

THE END, and also, see you in six months. :P

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Um, so I was all prepared to be like, "How the hell did we just write 5000 words of Ray/Mikey/Gerard porn?" and ask you if you wanted us to repost it as a story so people could tell us how awesome we were, but. Instead now I am just doing this D: D: D: and freaking out. The thought of you not being around for six months is pretty much incredibly horribly depressing. SIGH. Isn't this what sockpuppets are for? Ugh, I hate people.

[(Anonymous)]

No kidding. Feel free to post it saying you and a nonny wrote it, though. It should be shared with the world!

- an Imp's opinion