UNICORN BAIT
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schmericaI kind of want a story where Mikeyway is keeping himself unicorn pure. Sekrit virginity! He'll make out with anybody, dance and grind, he's actually kind of slutty in every way except actually having sex. He has girlfriends! He's friendly! He has an inexplicable connection with Pete Wentz during the summer of like! Everything is exactly the same, except Mikey's dick is still in its original packaging. JUST UNTIL HE SEES THE UNICORNS, OKAY.
Alicia's okay with it, too. Apparently the unicorns don't mind cunnilingus.
Alicia's okay with it, too. Apparently the unicorns don't mind cunnilingus.
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3/1/08 01:01 (UTC)(On the other hand, I kind of feel like if he knew about it, Pete might try to dress up as a unicorn. Furry suits are not always the answer, though!)
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3/1/08 00:33 (UTC)*criez*
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3/1/08 01:03 (UTC)And then, what happens when he actually DOES see the unicorn, and pets its soft nose, and gets to give it a hug, and it dances for him, and then finally, finally, he can have the sex?
Pete/Mikey/Alicia threesome? Because the boy'd have to be dying for it by then...
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3/1/08 01:20 (UTC)But then Mikey goes kind of crazy because he wants to make up for lost time and she's like "okay baby, mama's vag needs a rest"
and THAT's when they call Pete. And it's pretty embarrassing for Mikey to tell him, because they had such a pure true above the waist love! Is Mikey sullying it by his deep desire to have Pete sucking his cock while Alicia fucks him with a dildo? How can he do that to what they had? But...he really really wants it...
Alicia gets kind of sick of listening to him stammer and talk around it so she grabs the phone and is like "Peter! Come to our house and have sex with my husband while I take a nice bath. Then we can all three have sex and then maybe play some video games or something. Bring Hemmy, he can play with Piglet and Puddles"
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3/1/08 01:56 (UTC)(I love threesomes with those three. FABULOUS!)
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3/1/08 01:42 (UTC)Why Mikey and Alicia are so into the threesomes, y/n?
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3/1/08 02:29 (UTC)wow. You kind of broke my brain, which could then only think: "Self, that idea is more than a little rad."
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3/1/08 04:03 (UTC)And I mean that only in the nicest possible way.
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3/1/08 04:21 (UTC)*flails*
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3/1/08 10:19 (UTC)"still in its original packaging" is OUTSTANDINGLY hilarious, by the way. thank you, now I REALLY can't look at any internet auction sites tonight without losing my shit. :D
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3/1/08 17:31 (UTC)Ahahahaha. That is it in a nutshell, basically! MIKEYWAY ♥♥♥♥♥♥
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3/1/08 14:00 (UTC)A LOT.
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