UNICORN BAIT

[schmerica]

I kind of want a story where Mikeyway is keeping himself unicorn pure. Sekrit virginity! He'll make out with anybody, dance and grind, he's actually kind of slutty in every way except actually having sex. He has girlfriends! He's friendly! He has an inexplicable connection with Pete Wentz during the summer of like! Everything is exactly the same, except Mikey's dick is still in its original packaging. JUST UNTIL HE SEES THE UNICORNS, OKAY.

Alicia's okay with it, too. Apparently the unicorns don't mind cunnilingus.

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[achika-chan.livejournal.com]

:laughs and laughs: YES. This is what Bandom needs.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

It really does!