at least i'm not talking about waycest

[schmerica]

Conversation with txtequilanights has re-awakened by DEEP DEEP INNER LONGING for AU fic featuring 14-year-old!Patrick/19-year-old!Pete. Yes, that's fucked-up and skeevy. But I neeeeeeeeeeed it. I need it BADLY.

*flails at you all earnestly*

I don't even know how it would work, but IT WOULD BE HOT, is what I am saying. UGH UGH UGH.

Comments

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

...this entry made me realize reading so much Bruce/Dick has totally warped my definition of "skeevy".

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahha. Comics fandom will warp all your definitions FOREVER, it's true. ♥

THINK ABOUT IT. TINY BABY PATRICK.

[raveninthewind.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahhaha, and my first thought was "It's like Dick/Tim, only with bandboys". *bg*

[sobota.livejournal.com]

there's a 16yearold!patrick/21year old Pete story called 'Patricksitting'. and then there's a story about Pete being a priest but i forgot the name.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, Patricksitting was indeed excellent. There are quite a few underage Patrick fics, actually, but none of them are quite this.

[forevernew.livejournal.com]

? (http://community.livejournal.com/obscenepurposes/9349.html)

[offtheceiling.livejournal.com]

I DON'T EVEN CARE HOW IT WOULD WORK. I CARE NOT FOR REALITY. JUST PORN.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN. MORE PORN NOW.

[magdalyna.livejournal.com]

Patrick would just be starting to be in bands in the scene around that age. And for Pete, hrm. I'm trying to remember when Arma was for him age-wise.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure!

[miss-saigon.livejournal.com]

Oh this makes me miss popslash where the underage hookups were not only possible but probable and one of the most commonly written genres.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Justin/Chris was TOTALLY my favorite in popslash. *predictable!*

[gigantic.livejournal.com]

joyfulseeker and I had an email exchange recently that led to us discussing the idea of an alternate reality where Patrick was Pete's Jeanae. And it was kind of fucked up, but kind of awesome, and in the end, Pete says things in Rolling Stone (or whatever article it was) about how sometimes he thinks they could spend the rest of their lives together while other times they can't even spend ten minutes together. And then when they break up, Patrick sells all of Pete's old band shirts, and then his Bape hoodie on Ebay. /o\

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Oh, man. That's awesome yet tragic! I approve.

[miss-saigon.livejournal.com]

Wow, that would be amazing and so strangely probable, this really should be written.

[annaalamode.livejournal.com]

That is so disturbing. On like every level.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

..Sorry?

[canadasuperhero.livejournal.com]

This ENTIRE post, commentporn and all, is made of so much love. :3 Batman has ruined my morals forever.

...Also, I'm Canadian and 14 is legal and has been forever so! Yay, Canada, you let me not feel skivvy about huge age differences in fandom!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha. Yay for Canada!

[insunshine.livejournal.com]

Dude, I would read that shit, not going to lie.

I would probably read it, and then die of the hot, I'm just saying.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

YOU WOULD NOT BE ALONE.

[raveninthewind.livejournal.com]

Why are you all not writing this for real right now?!? This is something we NEED, y'all. Those wonderful comments are terrible, terrible teases. :D

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I brought up the subject! Other people should rush to fix this terrible lack!

[fayemeadows.livejournal.com]

Hot. Yes. Very.

[thumbs up]

Everyone needs baby Patrick, most of all Pete. :D

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

So true!

[carleton97.livejournal.com]

Made of hot, homjesus.

Yis, plz?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I vote YES.