Probably the cake would be something cool for Gerard. Something bloody.

[schmerica]

pearl_o: ...........

MIKEY/GEOF.

COME ON.

YOU CAN'T UNSEE IT NOW CAN YOU

IT WOULD BE GLOOOOOOOOOOOOORIOUS


blondiusmaximus:


OH GOD WHYYYY.



Mikey has to go pick up a cake. He and Geof lock eyes across the room. There is lots of staring. And mumbling. Their sex is mostly vague touching and deadpan moans.


AND LICKING ICING OFF ONE ANOTHER. YOU KNOW. AND WHATNOT.


pearl_o: They would stand around and hold hands. Awkwardly. And silently. Nobody is sure how they communicate because they never seem to talk to each other but they always know everything that's going on with each other.

SOMETIMES THEY MAKE OUT IN PUBLIC AND IT MAKES EVERYONE INCREDIBLY INCREDIBLY UNCOMFORTABLE.