Probably the cake would be something cool for Gerard. Something bloody.

[schmerica]

pearl_o: ...........

MIKEY/GEOF.

COME ON.

YOU CAN'T UNSEE IT NOW CAN YOU

IT WOULD BE GLOOOOOOOOOOOOORIOUS


blondiusmaximus:


OH GOD WHYYYY.



Mikey has to go pick up a cake. He and Geof lock eyes across the room. There is lots of staring. And mumbling. Their sex is mostly vague touching and deadpan moans.


AND LICKING ICING OFF ONE ANOTHER. YOU KNOW. AND WHATNOT.


pearl_o: They would stand around and hold hands. Awkwardly. And silently. Nobody is sure how they communicate because they never seem to talk to each other but they always know everything that's going on with each other.

SOMETIMES THEY MAKE OUT IN PUBLIC AND IT MAKES EVERYONE INCREDIBLY INCREDIBLY UNCOMFORTABLE.

Comments

[belladonnalin.livejournal.com]

I have never heard of a stranger and yet more compelling suggestion.

Ever.

This is glorious.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

IT IS STRANGE YET MAGNIFICENT.

[universeunfold.livejournal.com]

This is possibly the best thing in the world. EVER. I can't tell you how many times I've wondered what a cake designed by Gerard would look like.

Mikey/Geof makes me squee in my soul. They have conversations no one else understands because they make references no one else gets.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

The more I think about it mthe more it makes me laugh. THEY ARE PERFECT.

[photo-confused.livejournal.com]

...your genius astounds me.
and how appropriate that i'm watching Ace of Cakes right now :)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, awesome!

[frogy.livejournal.com]

Geof is the one all the way on the left?

http://www.foodtv.ca/DMM/A/C/Ace_of_Cakes_001.jpg (http://www.foodtv.ca/DMM/A/C/Ace_of_Cakes_001.jpg)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Yep! Tall, skinny, the most deadpan dude in existence. (Also apparently musically talented, if I remember correctly?)

[frogy.livejournal.com]

Awesome!

[overloved.livejournal.com]

lolspantssauce.

:0

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*grins*

[blondiusmaximus.livejournal.com]

THINK OF ALL THE BAKING INNUENDOOOOOO

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I actually cannot think of any baking innuendo on demand. HOW TRAGIC IS THAT. DDDDDD:

[blondiusmaximus.livejournal.com]

IMA BUTTERCREAM MY PANTS

ARE YOU A MUFFIN MAN?

OH BABY, LET'S TURN UP THE HEAT TO 375

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[marginaliana]

Have LOLed self to choking, thanks much!

[angelchildr.livejournal.com]

I would like to state that Geof has been my cakey TV boyfriend for quite a while now. I therefore approve of this idea. I'm squeeing inside. :-D

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, I totally crush on him too! And for much the same reasons as I crush on Mikeyway, actually.

[angelchildr.livejournal.com]

Me too! :-D

I also like the girl... I don't remember what her name is at the moment, but she's the one with the dark hair and the tattoos that always gets the 'gothy' and 'scary' cakes. She's super-pretty.

[katienyc.livejournal.com]

ahahahahaha! Oh, this is AMAZING. So much silent awkwardness!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

IT WOULD BE BEAUTIFUL. And somehow work for them.

[vic-ramsey.livejournal.com]

Everytime I watch that show I always have to say "wait a minute, Geof just made a JOKE and it was HILARIOUS".

MIKEY/GEOF

How did I not know this was missing from my life??

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

SERIOUSLY. SEPARATED AT BIRTH, Y/N?

[vic-ramsey.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE CORRECT!

[jezrana.livejournal.com]

I know not of this cake show! But I can't object AT ALL to the combination of MCR and tasty baked goods. Would there be cakes shaped like/decorated with unicorns? Or zombies? Or BOTH?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I am pretty sure there was actually a show where they made this awesome zombie head cake. It was like this chick getting it for her horror-film-maker-husband's birthday.

[thesamefire.livejournal.com]

geof is like every boy i ever had a crush on when i was in first & second year university. i can totally get behind this! their love is the royal icing holding their lives together, or something.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

It works DISTURBINGLY WELL.

[liveintrees.livejournal.com]

DID YOU SEE THE SHOW WHERE THEY HAD A ZOMBIE CAKE? Oh mannnnn, they could TOTALLY do something gory and horrific and deliciously glorious for Gerard.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I THINK I DID! IT WAS AWESOME.

MAYBE THEY COULD MAKE GERARD A GIANT SQUID THAT IS ALSO A VAMPIRE.

[marginaliana]

Think of the LAME CAKE ROMANCE POSSIBILITIES. Tiny little unicorns made of fondant hidden in every single cake he makes, just for Mikey to find when he comes by to linger. When Mikey finds one, he always just points it out silently and smiles his giant smile of delight and everyone else in the room starts backing away.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

OH GOD.

THEY WOULD SERIOUSLY THE MOST SWEET-YET-WEIRDLY-OFFPUTTING COUPLE EVER.

[mcee.livejournal.com]

UGH GEOF UGH

WHY YOU DO THIS TO MEEEE

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

IT'S ALL SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!

[clumsygyrl.livejournal.com]

would there be fondaunt handjobs?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, you just managed to actually squick me out! GOLD STAR FOR YOU.

[clumsygyrl.livejournal.com]

\o/

[go-gentle.livejournal.com]

Now I'm imagining the Ace of Cakes folk making a cake for MCR. I'm pretty sure any directions from Gerard would include something about applying the blood liberally, and I think they would just take that and run with it.

As for Mikey/Geof, they would get each other's jokes! The ones that make me go, "wait, was that a joke?"!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

It could only turn out FABULOUSLY.

[magdalyna.livejournal.com]

...

They are perfect for each other.

Write eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttt.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha no. I'm just going to ponder it dreamily!

[magdalyna.livejournal.com]

You are a cruel, cruel temptor.

[violentfires.livejournal.com]

oh my shit, this is fucking amazing.

AHHH!!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

IS IT NOT?

[violentfires.livejournal.com]

it totally is. i really kind of love you for it.

i've been wanting an AU lately where mikey way is a bike messenger. because SERIOUSLY. think about it. BIKE MESSENGER \o/ with one jeans leg rolled up and a big messenger bag on his back, manila envelopes and cardboard tubes poking out, and he makes his deliveries and has to have people sign the clipboard.

and he's a fucking madman weaving in the traffic.