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pre_emptive and I were having a conversation that involved mcrficfinders and a story where, apparently, Gerard made Mikey suck his dick. I expressed endless amusement at the idea of Gerard being, uh, forceful.
I think that's all you need!
pre_emptive: We should throw a Top!Gerard challenge!
pearl_o: But would everybody else find it as inherently hilarious and problematic as I do???
pre_emptive: Even if not, they'd get to write porn about Gerard Way? :D
pearl_o: I know, but, like! What if they wrote Gerard topping everybody totally seriously? As if there was nothing odd about it? WHAT IF GERARD IS, LIKE, SPANKING PEOPLE AND ORDERING THEM TO SUCK HIS COCK AND FUCKING THEM AGAINST WALLS AND IT'S NOT FUNNY?
pre_emptive: ... How could that not be funny?
pearl_o: I DON'T KNOW JORI I DON'T KNOW. THAT'S WHY IT SCARES ME.
pre_emptive: Spanking is always hilarious. To me. It is an inherently hilarious sexual act. I don't care how well-written it is, it is entirely un-sexy and I will start laughing.
pearl_o: True story: I have no actual interest in spanking, but you saying this suddenly makes me want Gerard-getting-spanked fic. ESPECIALLY IF IT WAS BOB/GERARD AHAHAHAHA. Bob would be like "...Really?" and Gerard would be all ":D :D :D!" so Bob would do it anyway.
pre_emptive: sdfldjfpflsdfjsl dfjkwsdjhahahahahahahaha I would read the HECK out of that.
pearl_o: Ahahaha, poor Bob. It's weird! He's not sure how to feel about it! Over coffee one morning Frankie asks him if there's something on his mind, because he has a weird expression on his face, and Bob is like "No, just. *makes a face* Relationships are weird, you know?" And then Frank cackles and tells him he shouldn't let Gerard push him into anything he's not ready for. And then Bob punches him in the shoulder.
pre_emptive: "It's really not Gerard pushing me I'm worried about, here," he mutters. He realizes almost immediately that it was not the correct thing to say, but by then it was way too late; Frank's already run off, and Bob can kind of hear him in the next room, telling Ray a story about Bob selling Gerard into sex slavery.
pearl_o: Which would not, in itself, actually be all that horrible, except that it is about that time in which Gerard finally decides to crawl out of bed himself. Bob can hear Gerard's mumbling caffeine-deprived questioning, and Frank saying something else before his giggle gets even louder.
Bob really has no choice but to bury his head in his folded arms.
The next time they're in bed, Gerard asks Bob if he, you know, maybe ever thought about role play?
pre_emptive: "You just played Warcraft for four hours," Bob complains, but he's mostly joking. "You don't have time for me to suck your dick?"
Gerard gets that look on his face, that big-eyed world-saving look, and he says "No, not like that. Like — Just, I was talking to Frank earlier, and — "
"Oh, god," Bob groans. "Gee. No. I love you, but — no gold metal bikinis, please."
pearl_o: Gerard chews on his lip silently for a moment. "So I guess this isn't a good time to bring up rape fantasies, either, then?"
pre_emptive: Bob chokes — actually chokes on nothing but air and his own surprise, one hand coming up to hit the base of his own neck.
"Christ, Gerard!"
Gerard still has the big eyes, but they've turned softer, sad. "It's not — Bob." His voice goes quiet. "It's not like that. It's totally — I mean, a lot of — of people — "
pearl_o: D: D: D:
OH GERARD. POOR BABY!
pre_emptive: IT'S HARD, BEING SEXUALLY ENLIGHTENED.
pearl_o: Bob feels kind of really bad for putting that look on Gerard's face, but. But. He's just not prepared to deal with any of this, you know? What the fuck.
But Gerard still looks unhappy, so Bob climbs on top of him, letting his weight push Gerard down into the mattress the way he knows he likes, and says, "Look. Gerard. I--" and then stops.
[AND THEN WE QUIT. FEEL FREE TO WRITE MORE IN MY COMMENTS, THOUGH.]
pre_emptive and I were having a conversation that involved mcrficfinders and a story where, apparently, Gerard made Mikey suck his dick. I expressed endless amusement at the idea of Gerard being, uh, forceful.I think that's all you need!
pre_emptive: We should throw a Top!Gerard challenge!pearl_o: But would everybody else find it as inherently hilarious and problematic as I do???pre_emptive: Even if not, they'd get to write porn about Gerard Way? :Dpearl_o: I know, but, like! What if they wrote Gerard topping everybody totally seriously? As if there was nothing odd about it? WHAT IF GERARD IS, LIKE, SPANKING PEOPLE AND ORDERING THEM TO SUCK HIS COCK AND FUCKING THEM AGAINST WALLS AND IT'S NOT FUNNY?pre_emptive: ... How could that not be funny?pearl_o: I DON'T KNOW JORI I DON'T KNOW. THAT'S WHY IT SCARES ME.pre_emptive: Spanking is always hilarious. To me. It is an inherently hilarious sexual act. I don't care how well-written it is, it is entirely un-sexy and I will start laughing.pearl_o: True story: I have no actual interest in spanking, but you saying this suddenly makes me want Gerard-getting-spanked fic. ESPECIALLY IF IT WAS BOB/GERARD AHAHAHAHA. Bob would be like "...Really?" and Gerard would be all ":D :D :D!" so Bob would do it anyway.pre_emptive: sdfldjfpflsdfjsl dfjkwsdjhahahahahahahaha I would read the HECK out of that.pearl_o: Ahahaha, poor Bob. It's weird! He's not sure how to feel about it! Over coffee one morning Frankie asks him if there's something on his mind, because he has a weird expression on his face, and Bob is like "No, just. *makes a face* Relationships are weird, you know?" And then Frank cackles and tells him he shouldn't let Gerard push him into anything he's not ready for. And then Bob punches him in the shoulder.pre_emptive: "It's really not Gerard pushing me I'm worried about, here," he mutters. He realizes almost immediately that it was not the correct thing to say, but by then it was way too late; Frank's already run off, and Bob can kind of hear him in the next room, telling Ray a story about Bob selling Gerard into sex slavery.pearl_o: Which would not, in itself, actually be all that horrible, except that it is about that time in which Gerard finally decides to crawl out of bed himself. Bob can hear Gerard's mumbling caffeine-deprived questioning, and Frank saying something else before his giggle gets even louder.Bob really has no choice but to bury his head in his folded arms.
The next time they're in bed, Gerard asks Bob if he, you know, maybe ever thought about role play?
pre_emptive: "You just played Warcraft for four hours," Bob complains, but he's mostly joking. "You don't have time for me to suck your dick?"Gerard gets that look on his face, that big-eyed world-saving look, and he says "No, not like that. Like — Just, I was talking to Frank earlier, and — "
"Oh, god," Bob groans. "Gee. No. I love you, but — no gold metal bikinis, please."
pearl_o: Gerard chews on his lip silently for a moment. "So I guess this isn't a good time to bring up rape fantasies, either, then?"pre_emptive: Bob chokes — actually chokes on nothing but air and his own surprise, one hand coming up to hit the base of his own neck."Christ, Gerard!"
Gerard still has the big eyes, but they've turned softer, sad. "It's not — Bob." His voice goes quiet. "It's not like that. It's totally — I mean, a lot of — of people — "
pearl_o: D: D: D:OH GERARD. POOR BABY!
pre_emptive: IT'S HARD, BEING SEXUALLY ENLIGHTENED.pearl_o: Bob feels kind of really bad for putting that look on Gerard's face, but. But. He's just not prepared to deal with any of this, you know? What the fuck.But Gerard still looks unhappy, so Bob climbs on top of him, letting his weight push Gerard down into the mattress the way he knows he likes, and says, "Look. Gerard. I--" and then stops.
[AND THEN WE QUIT. FEEL FREE TO WRITE MORE IN MY COMMENTS, THOUGH.]
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16/1/08 06:06 (UTC)(no subject)
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16/1/08 06:16 (UTC)For Gerard's birthday, Mikey pays Brendon Urie $40 to teach Gerard how to say "RIDE MY DICK, BITCH!" convincingly.
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16/1/08 06:20 (UTC)Ahahaha oh Mikey. Brendon totally walks out of that interaction uncertain if it was really worth the 40 dollars to have to listen to that long speech about respecting women. He's so confused! All, "But I like it when I get girls to show me their tits! That's what being a rock star is all about! *sad face*"
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16/1/08 06:24 (UTC)That or, as Frank suggests, he and Mikey are just the same kind of special.
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16/1/08 06:26 (UTC)MIKEYWAY: THE ONLY PERSON EVER WHOM GERARD COULD TOP, Y/N?
We tried for a very long time to think of another person. It was hard.
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16/1/08 06:36 (UTC)If Ray/Gerard happens before Ray/Gerard/Mikey, I think Ray would find it really sweet and kind of funny at the same time when he first watches just Gerard and Mikey together and sees how different Gee is with him than in bed with Ray.
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16/1/08 07:41 (UTC)WIN.
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16/1/08 06:08 (UTC)Bottom!Gerard especially, though. He has to make a lot of creative decisions and have the frontman stage persona and take pictures like this (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v669/jezrana/mcr/band1.jpg), so in private he just wants someone to pull his hair and nail him through the mattress, is that so much to ask?
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16/1/08 06:16 (UTC)Which actually just made me think about Onstage!Gerard topping Offstage!Gerard. Um.
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16/1/08 06:30 (UTC)Somebody write me that fic. Like, now! My life will be horribly incomplete without it.
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16/1/08 06:48 (UTC)...And Gerard having sex with himself if he could is entirely too plausible.
Rest of band: ...You did WHAT?
Offstage!Gerard: *shrug* What, like none of you have ever wished you could find out firsthand how good you are in bed?
Onstage!Gerard: *just gestures at both of them* Hey, I was supposed to turn down the chance to hit that?
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16/1/08 07:07 (UTC)*important caveat
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16/1/08 12:06 (UTC)OMFG
I have no idea how it would work, but it needs to exist.
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16/1/08 18:01 (UTC)I think the central problem with Bob/Gerard is how hard they both would be trying at any given time to be really really good boyfriends to each other. They would make huge efforts! But it's HARD.
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16/1/08 11:53 (UTC)THIS IS WORLDS OF AMAZING!
(also, I'm pretty sure last night while drunk I totally seriously demanded to know why this girl in my program only fucked guys, and didn't she find that so limiting... IT'S HARD, BEING SEXUALLY ENLIGHTENED! *facepalm*)
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16/1/08 18:02 (UTC)(no subject)
16/1/08 19:18 (UTC)(And I know heteros exist! And homos exist! I just sometimes still like to give them a hard time for automatically eliminating 1/2 the population from their dating pool XP)