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Here is the context that I think is necessary to appreciate this: [livejournal.com profile] pre_emptive and I were having a conversation that involved [livejournal.com profile] mcrficfinders and a story where, apparently, Gerard made Mikey suck his dick. I expressed endless amusement at the idea of Gerard being, uh, forceful.

I think that's all you need!

[livejournal.com profile] pre_emptive: We should throw a Top!Gerard challenge!

[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: But would everybody else find it as inherently hilarious and problematic as I do???

[livejournal.com profile] pre_emptive: Even if not, they'd get to write porn about Gerard Way? :D

[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: I know, but, like! What if they wrote Gerard topping everybody totally seriously? As if there was nothing odd about it? WHAT IF GERARD IS, LIKE, SPANKING PEOPLE AND ORDERING THEM TO SUCK HIS COCK AND FUCKING THEM AGAINST WALLS AND IT'S NOT FUNNY?

[livejournal.com profile] pre_emptive: ... How could that not be funny?

[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: I DON'T KNOW JORI I DON'T KNOW. THAT'S WHY IT SCARES ME.

[livejournal.com profile] pre_emptive: Spanking is always hilarious. To me. It is an inherently hilarious sexual act. I don't care how well-written it is, it is entirely un-sexy and I will start laughing.

[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: True story: I have no actual interest in spanking, but you saying this suddenly makes me want Gerard-getting-spanked fic. ESPECIALLY IF IT WAS BOB/GERARD AHAHAHAHA. Bob would be like "...Really?" and Gerard would be all ":D :D :D!" so Bob would do it anyway.

[livejournal.com profile] pre_emptive: sdfldjfpflsdfjsl dfjkwsdjhahahahahahahaha I would read the HECK out of that.

[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: Ahahaha, poor Bob. It's weird! He's not sure how to feel about it! Over coffee one morning Frankie asks him if there's something on his mind, because he has a weird expression on his face, and Bob is like "No, just. *makes a face* Relationships are weird, you know?" And then Frank cackles and tells him he shouldn't let Gerard push him into anything he's not ready for. And then Bob punches him in the shoulder.

[livejournal.com profile] pre_emptive: "It's really not Gerard pushing me I'm worried about, here," he mutters. He realizes almost immediately that it was not the correct thing to say, but by then it was way too late; Frank's already run off, and Bob can kind of hear him in the next room, telling Ray a story about Bob selling Gerard into sex slavery.

[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: Which would not, in itself, actually be all that horrible, except that it is about that time in which Gerard finally decides to crawl out of bed himself. Bob can hear Gerard's mumbling caffeine-deprived questioning, and Frank saying something else before his giggle gets even louder.

Bob really has no choice but to bury his head in his folded arms.

The next time they're in bed, Gerard asks Bob if he, you know, maybe ever thought about role play?

[livejournal.com profile] pre_emptive: "You just played Warcraft for four hours," Bob complains, but he's mostly joking. "You don't have time for me to suck your dick?"

Gerard gets that look on his face, that big-eyed world-saving look, and he says "No, not like that. Like — Just, I was talking to Frank earlier, and — "

"Oh, god," Bob groans. "Gee. No. I love you, but — no gold metal bikinis, please."

[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: Gerard chews on his lip silently for a moment. "So I guess this isn't a good time to bring up rape fantasies, either, then?"

[livejournal.com profile] pre_emptive: Bob chokes — actually chokes on nothing but air and his own surprise, one hand coming up to hit the base of his own neck.

"Christ, Gerard!"

Gerard still has the big eyes, but they've turned softer, sad. "It's not — Bob." His voice goes quiet. "It's not like that. It's totally — I mean, a lot of — of people — "

[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: D: D: D:

OH GERARD. POOR BABY!

[livejournal.com profile] pre_emptive: IT'S HARD, BEING SEXUALLY ENLIGHTENED.

[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: Bob feels kind of really bad for putting that look on Gerard's face, but. But. He's just not prepared to deal with any of this, you know? What the fuck.

But Gerard still looks unhappy, so Bob climbs on top of him, letting his weight push Gerard down into the mattress the way he knows he likes, and says, "Look. Gerard. I--" and then stops.

[AND THEN WE QUIT. FEEL FREE TO WRITE MORE IN MY COMMENTS, THOUGH.]
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16/1/08 07:17 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com
Leader of the black parade should have one of those tiny stupid whips to crack at regular gerard all the time. gerard laughs nasally at it but he DOES IT ANYWAY.

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16/1/08 07:19 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] shoemaster.livejournal.com
The leader of the black parade kind of has a German accent in my head. Just putting that out there. <3 bed time!

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16/1/08 07:55 (UTC)
ext_30597: a girl made of a galaxy of stars ([music] MCR)
Posted by [identity profile] mercurybard.livejournal.com
The leader of the Black Parade has always reminded me frighteningly of Hitler. And the "Teenagers" video, which seems to reference The Wave DOES NOT HELP!

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16/1/08 08:01 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] missmollyetc.livejournal.com
OMG. I thought I was the only person who remembered The Wave!

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16/1/08 08:07 (UTC)
ext_30597: a girl made of a galaxy of stars (BrainHurt)
Posted by [identity profile] mercurybard.livejournal.com
I have flashbacks to 6th grade social studies every time I watch the "Teenagers" video. MCR's music videos have very strange effects on me.

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