Also, more high school AUs should have GSA meetings

[schmerica]

I officially declare that in all college AUs ever, Gerard should totally fill the role of Pretentious Liberal Arts Student of Morally Superior Bisexuality. You guuuuuuuys, he would be so good at it! Everybody's naturally bisexual, just some people won't admit it to themselves! It's not that there's anything wrong with monosexuality, he's not judging or anything, it's just that personally Gerard doesn't understand why anyone would want to restrict their options that way! He falls in love with people, not genders, you know, so it's purer! He talks to his friends on the edges of the Kinsey scale with genuine curiosity!

Pete, on the other hand, self-identified as pansexual for a while, but has moved on to defining his sexuality merely in terms of "slut."

Comments

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

Now I just really really want Pete/Gerard.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I can see this particular Pete and Gerard involved in many threesomes together but not, I think, an actual relationship.

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

HMM. I can go with that.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

They don't, you know, plan any of this stuff. They're just the sort of people that spontaneous threesomes happen to on a regular basis.

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

And then Pete and Mikeyway happen, and Gerard flounces a bit?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

OF COURSE.

He doesn't have any way to legitimately phrase his objection that doesn't make him sound like a hypocrite, either.

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

Mikey just kind of looks at him blandly and says, "I just don't understand people who discriminate based on genetics, you know? It's not like you'd be hurting anyone." and Gerard is sad.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahaha. MIKEYWAY I LOVE YOU BEST.

[etben.livejournal.com]

did these threesomes at any point involve Gerard Way in a dress?

I ASK OUT OF INTELLECTUAL CURIOSITY ONLY.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Dude, Gerard Way is in a dress half the time anyway. The threesomes are when you get him OUT of the dress!

[etben.livejournal.com]

i'm just snarfing my tea thinking about how many people thought they were going to get to make it with a hot chick and pete wentz and were VERY MUCH MISTAKEN.


...except for how gerard really kind of is a hot chick, so.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeeee. The school is probably small enough that everyone pretty much knows Gerard, no matter where on the gender spectrum he's feeling like expressing himself today. At least, after the first few times.