Also, more high school AUs should have GSA meetings

[schmerica]

I officially declare that in all college AUs ever, Gerard should totally fill the role of Pretentious Liberal Arts Student of Morally Superior Bisexuality. You guuuuuuuys, he would be so good at it! Everybody's naturally bisexual, just some people won't admit it to themselves! It's not that there's anything wrong with monosexuality, he's not judging or anything, it's just that personally Gerard doesn't understand why anyone would want to restrict their options that way! He falls in love with people, not genders, you know, so it's purer! He talks to his friends on the edges of the Kinsey scale with genuine curiosity!

Pete, on the other hand, self-identified as pansexual for a while, but has moved on to defining his sexuality merely in terms of "slut."

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Gerard's earnestness totally makes him seem like a douche sometimes! It's just the way the world works in ANY universe.

He would totally say that he's a pansexual, except he thinks that that makes you sound like an opportunistic dickface. And Pete is all: Hey! and Gerard is like: No offense, dude, but you're kind of the living embodiment of my point.

Ahahahaha, that's BEAUTIFUL.

Pete can't really argue with that, so he goes back to perving on the freshmen, much to Gerard's horrified older brother chagrin. That is his brother! He knows where Pete has been!

He almost wants to say something to Mikey, but Mikey just laughs at him and is like "Dude. Gee. Seriously. You have no leg to stand on here, you know that, right?"

He's totally kind of proud when Mikey turns out to be poly, though. The relationship with Alicia seems really stable!