i'm actually still asleep

[schmerica]

It's seriously possible that Gerard Way has had more sex in the last ten months than in the entire first thirty years of his life.

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[nova-bright.livejournal.com]

The lucky, lucky bastard.
Damn you Gerard Way, and your feminine wiles!

[rue-quercus.livejournal.com]

But remember, he was in a committed relationship for six years! With someone who has never been photographed or named or referred to by anyone else in the band... hmmm, well, perhaps she (or he) was Canadian.

[mcee.livejournal.com]

"A handful of Jergens does not count as experience!"

[lovesongwriter.livejournal.com]

True effin facts.

[etben.livejournal.com]

this is a true story!

...a true story i would very much like to hear more of. *beams patiently*

[neery.livejournal.com]

It's going to take Gerard ten years AT THE VERY LEAST to stop looking at Lyn-Z being a complete sex goddess on stage and wondering how on Earth he could POSSIBLY have scored that.

[overloved.livejournal.com]

the next album is going to be like, happy! 12 different metaphors for having orgasms with someone you love.

[gabilady.livejournal.com]

Did I miss something again? Are you guys talking about an article or something?

[fallingfortruth.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure you're right. Although he has perhaps not given as much head in the last 10 months as he did during the first 30 years of his life, if you're going by gender.

But if you're just talking total amount of oral sex given? Hands down.

[modillian.livejournal.com]

Oh geez, that is a lovely and hilariously true observation. Awww, Gerard!

Mmmmmyum, Lyn-Z.

[gobsmackit.livejournal.com]

I am so glad I stalk your comments because I'd never seen the Avenue Q vid of Gerard before! INTERNET, I LOOOOVE YOU.