i'm actually still asleep

[schmerica]

It's seriously possible that Gerard Way has had more sex in the last ten months than in the entire first thirty years of his life.

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[rue-quercus.livejournal.com]

But remember, he was in a committed relationship for six years! With someone who has never been photographed or named or referred to by anyone else in the band... hmmm, well, perhaps she (or he) was Canadian.

*sings omg*

[bexone.livejournal.com]

Oh, I wish you could meet my girlfriend, my girlfriend who lives in Canada!

Re: *sings omg*

[rue-quercus.livejournal.com]

That'll be going through my head all day now... and there's no one I can blame but myself.

I love her, I miss her, I can't wait to kiss her,
So soon I'll be off to Alberta! -- I mean Vancouver!

Re: *sings omg*

[bexone.livejournal.com]

(Shit! Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver!)
She's my girlfriend! My wonderful girlfriend!
Yes I have a girlfriend who lives in Canada!

god bless the search function on my ipod, man.


...finally, I get to teach a whole lesson, all by myself!

[sociofemme.livejournal.com]

He was in that deeply, deeply committed relationship for a lot longer than six years, I would say!

...what do you mean you can't date your right hand?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

...That makes that bizarre article mentioning him breaking up his "marriage-like" thing during writing TBP EVEN WEIRDER. I didn't know that was possible.

[sociofemme.livejournal.com]

ahahahahahaha.

actually, maybe he got writer's cramp while working on TBP and angrily disavowed Rosie and her sisters for letting him down!

[bexone.livejournal.com]

He said he needed a change, so he tried it left-handed for a while! But oh, the repercussions!

[sociofemme.livejournal.com]

he couldn't handle the jealousy! The snarking! The SLAPFIGHTS!

[bexone.livejournal.com]

The SLAPFIGHTS!

I may have just died a little. OMG.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

IF THAT'S WHAT FAMOUS LAST WORDS IS REALLY ABOUT I ... I ... I DON'T KNOW WSHAT TO DO WITH THIS LIFE.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha. Dude, it's hard enough to find time to have crazy sex with your imaginary girlfriend when you're *not* touring nonstop for-freaking-ever.

[rue-quercus.livejournal.com]

...and now I want the story where Gerard really DOES have a Canadian girlfriend, but no one believes him. He tries to explain that she's really, really busy-- she's an actress! in Canada!-- but everyone just nods and pats him on the head. (He's dating Molly Parker! Seriously! Why does no one believe him?)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Awwww. Mikey believes him! But Mikey also believed him when he told him that Kool-Aid was made out of powdered fairy wings.

[sociofemme.livejournal.com]

It isn't?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Of course it is! Also, swimming pools are full of sharks, so beware.

[frogy.livejournal.com]

cough*BertMcCracken*cough

[rue-quercus.livejournal.com]

Hee! Trufax.

[belladonnalin.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't know her, she lives in Niagra Falls.

[sweetvalleyslut.livejournal.com]

<3 HE JUST DIDN'T WANT CLAIRE BOB TO THINK HE WAS A VIRGIN, OKAY?!

[belladonnalin.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU GOD, SOMEONE ELSE IS OLD ENOUGH TO GET THAT REFERENCE.

[sweetvalleyslut.livejournal.com]

I was actually not born yet the year that movie was made, sorry dude. But I did watch it every week for a good portion of my life, and can still recite parts of it!

[belladonnalin.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'll still take it.

[rue-quercus.livejournal.com]

I'd bet dollars to donuts that I'm old enough to get that reference, but my quote-fu has failed me! What is it from?

[belladonnalin.livejournal.com]

The Breakfast Club!