i'm actually still asleep

[schmerica]

It's seriously possible that Gerard Way has had more sex in the last ten months than in the entire first thirty years of his life.

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[nova-bright.livejournal.com]

The lucky, lucky bastard.
Damn you Gerard Way, and your feminine wiles!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

SERIOUSLY, man. A+ on the significant other selection, Gerard, A+.

[rue-quercus.livejournal.com]

But remember, he was in a committed relationship for six years! With someone who has never been photographed or named or referred to by anyone else in the band... hmmm, well, perhaps she (or he) was Canadian.

*sings omg*

[bexone.livejournal.com]

Oh, I wish you could meet my girlfriend, my girlfriend who lives in Canada!

[sociofemme.livejournal.com]

He was in that deeply, deeply committed relationship for a lot longer than six years, I would say!

...what do you mean you can't date your right hand?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha. Dude, it's hard enough to find time to have crazy sex with your imaginary girlfriend when you're *not* touring nonstop for-freaking-ever.

[frogy.livejournal.com]

cough*BertMcCracken*cough

[belladonnalin.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't know her, she lives in Niagra Falls.

[mcee.livejournal.com]

"A handful of Jergens does not count as experience!"

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

He is GETTING LAID ON A REGULAR BASIS. This is so new and exciting!

[lovesongwriter.livejournal.com]

True effin facts.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Lyn-Z is MAGIC. (And hot.)

[etben.livejournal.com]

this is a true story!

...a true story i would very much like to hear more of. *beams patiently*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

AND THEN GERARD HAD LOTS OF HOT SEX WITH HIS HOT LADY WIFE. THE END.

[neery.livejournal.com]

It's going to take Gerard ten years AT THE VERY LEAST to stop looking at Lyn-Z being a complete sex goddess on stage and wondering how on Earth he could POSSIBLY have scored that.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Awww. And it will be adorable the entire time!

[overloved.livejournal.com]

the next album is going to be like, happy! 12 different metaphors for having orgasms with someone you love.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Oh, god, it is going to be SO BEAUTiFUL. *beams*

[gabilady.livejournal.com]

Did I miss something again? Are you guys talking about an article or something?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Nope! I was just thinking last night about the pathetic loser geek and his superhot wife!

[fallingfortruth.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure you're right. Although he has perhaps not given as much head in the last 10 months as he did during the first 30 years of his life, if you're going by gender.

But if you're just talking total amount of oral sex given? Hands down.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

In the future, Gerard will look back on this time as his "Getting LAID" era.

[modillian.livejournal.com]

Oh geez, that is a lovely and hilariously true observation. Awww, Gerard!

Mmmmmyum, Lyn-Z.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

EXACTLY.

[gobsmackit.livejournal.com]

I am so glad I stalk your comments because I'd never seen the Avenue Q vid of Gerard before! INTERNET, I LOOOOVE YOU.