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So last night [livejournal.com profile] etben posted a story, and it is basically the best thing ever. No, seriously. I'm not just saying that because she wrote it at my urging and threw in a hundred of my kinks and also I kind of midwived the entire thing and spent hours talking to her about it on AIM! I'm saying that because it is REALLY GOOD, and you should read it.

made out like bandits, Bob Bryar/Brendon Urie, NC-17. You guys, I am not even a very easy sell on MCR/Panic crossovers, is the thing; usually I just sort of shrug and go "but why?" But the idea of this pairing came up in a random conversation we were having, and we both sort of stopped and laughed -- because, dude, how would that even work? What would they even do together?

Except then [livejournal.com profile] etben actually wrote exactly how it would.

Seriously, go read it and give her lots of feedback. ♥♥♥♥♥

The mugs are in a cupboard over the stove, and Bob has to reach past Brendon to get at them. He puts a hand on Brendon's shoulder while he does it, trying hard not to startle him, and Brendon—

—Brendon leans back, towards Bob, resting his weight against Bob's hand. He does something weird with his posture, too: he drops his hips and stretches his neck out, somehow, so that even though he's not really touching Bob, his whole body feels like it's arching towards Bob's. It's weird and familiar all at once, this arrangement, this touching-and-not-touching, the way Bob can feel every inch of the space between them, sudden and hot and
weird.

"So, wait," he says. He's got two coffee mugs in one hand and his other hand on Brendon's shoulders. "Do you want me to fuck you? Is that it?"


...In other news, when I was commenting to [livejournal.com profile] monkeycrackmary last she mentioned how she had been thinking about a comic book featuring fictional sibling incest "AND FOR SOME REASON I THOUGHT OF YOU RIGHT AWAY."

It's not the first time I've gotten that reaction, is the thing, but it's never stopped being funny. So, you guys, I'm curious! Are there any topics/things/whatever that you notice or think about that makes you think of me every time? If so, what are they? I'm curious!

There is so much snow here omg. I went online this morning to flail at people, but everyone on my buddy list online was, like, natives of the Midwest. I am a child of the PNW! THIS IS ALL NEW AND CONFUSING AND WTF FOR ME.

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27/1/08 22:55 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] sloganeer.livejournal.com
I will gladly flail about snow. It's like nuclear winter here!

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27/1/08 22:57 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com
Susie and I went out to lunch, and the entire time we were on the road I was like "....I DON'T RECOGNIZE ANYTHING. I HAVE BEEN GOING TO SCHOOL HERE FOR YEARS AND I AM TOTALLY LOST."

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27/1/08 23:09 (UTC)
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Posted by [identity profile] musesfool.livejournal.com
Are there any topics/things/whatever that you notice or think about that makes you think of me every time? If so, what are they? I'm curious!

HETCEST!

And genderswap AU hetcest.

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28/1/08 00:15 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com
\o/

MUTUAL.
Edited 28/1/08 00:15 (UTC)

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28/1/08 01:21 (UTC)
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Posted by [identity profile] musesfool.livejournal.com
*smooches*

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28/1/08 00:29 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] soundslikej.livejournal.com
Hi, I mentioned that Metro Station's BLATANTLY INAPPROPRIATE JAILBAIT FUCKING songs made me think of you, right?

*beams*

(here, have Patrick Stump and his lips. which feature in many of my jailbait fucking thoughts!)

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28/1/08 00:39 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com
♥♥♥♥♥

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28/1/08 00:37 (UTC)
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Posted by [identity profile] etben.livejournal.com
you are too good to me!

OR

augh you are so mean to me you evil demanding lady you!


...either way, WHAT NEXT, MISS PEARL? I AWAIT YOUR COMMAND.

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28/1/08 00:39 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com
Well, we did just have that big discussion about Gerard's gender issues...

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30/1/08 02:54 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] likeasunburn.livejournal.com
I didn't know you were in the PNW! I'm in Albany, OR and omg the snow Sunday/Monday was amazing.

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31/1/08 00:33 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com
Yep, I'm down in Eugene -- I go to UO.