prison for jerks

So the other day I posted that meme where you rec stories and people guess which ones. Here are the answers!

( story first lines identified )

I went to bed at 9.30, and then woke up and couldn't get back to sleep. >:(

In the umpteenth part in the series "Pearl-o Recs Everything Impertinence Ever Writes", I feel I should mention here how much I loved Collective. This should surprise no one, really: it's Imp, and it's MCR GSF (Gerard's birthday gangbang! ♥) ending in cuddles for everyone; I've been shipping Ray/Gerard more and more with every passing day, and the way she has them here makes me go starry eyed; and there's really meaty, interesting stuff with the Mikey/Gerard, too.

The way she handles the Waycest may actually be my favorite part here. ( Time for a tangent on my thoughts on Mikey/Gerard! )

Anyway! On the topic of things that won't add to my growing reputation as "That Chick What Likes Incest," I keep going back and looking at the pictures from my Bert/Gerard entry, and you guys, this picture never gets any less funny to me. I can't help making up ridiculous scenarios in my mind every time. Just look at Gee! Between the coat, the glasses, the expression and hand motions, that is possibly the most bitchy demanding diva I have ever seen him. He is totally chewing somebody out out-of-frame. Meanwhile, his boyfriend is all "Calm down, baby" and worried and pretty confused. It's not fun when Gerard isn't happy. And Jepha is just thinking "Christ, not again."

(Please note I don't actually think Gerard is a crazy diva bitch. Actually, the one thing about Gerard/Bert that gets me really upset is that I can't stop reading people's opinions on how the break-up is either totally Bert's fault because he's a drunken addict that Gerard was too good for, or totally Gerard's fault because he was an evil asshole who broke Bert's heart. They both make me want to hit things. :( They're both fucked-up people, they both obviously loved each other, they both kind of acted like assholes afterward, etc. Bad guy/victim castings make me sad.)

I need a Bert/Gerard icon. Hm.

Hi, darlings! It is that time again where I make a list of all the stories in the world I desperately, desperately want, but don't exist, simply because the universe wants to thwart me. Well, also because I am too lazy to write them myself, but mostly the other thing.

( Stories that should exist! (7 bandom, 2 Canada 6 degrees )

In other news, impertinence has once again written the fic of my SOUL. It's called Nicer than a Cylon, and it's the RAYBOT fic, and it is darling and you should read it and squeal, the end.

For some reason I had never read this question and answer with Mikeyway from last year before. I know I say this a lot, but he is my FAVORITE. He's fucking hilarious, too.

(Plus it has this--

Ever have a regrettable summer hookup?
Regret is a sign of weakness. Oh, and girls have cooties.

Ahahahaha, my Pete/Mikey tinhat is so retarded, you guys.)

HERE ARE SOME THINGS I HAVE ENJOYED READING THE PAST FEW DAYS. YOU MAY ENJOY THEM TOO.

Baked Goods Act 2007 by bexless. Frank/Gerard. Gerard is TOTALLY cool beneath his clothes. Frank is a Hot Muffin Guy.

Gerard/Ray ficlet by 7iris. Gerard and Ray trying to be sexually adventurous and defaulting to sappy is one of my favorite things ever, for real. ♥ There's a bunch of great other comment fic in that entry, too.

In the Family Way by thelemic. It's underaged girl!Mikey Waycest pregnancy fic. *hands* IF YOU LIKE THAT SORT OF THING, THIS IS THE SORT OF THING YOU WILL LIKE.

Joe College by eleanor_lavish. Joe/Pete. Joe goes to college and is awesome!

make it melt by rifethrough. Cash/Ian/Marshall. Sex pollen fic! The ending makes me happy.

Bob Will Never Hurt You by 1001cranes. Bob/Frank. VAMPIRE BOB. It is funny and sweet and sexy and awesome, YAY.

...In other news, I changed my default icon last night, and I'm not sure how long it's going to last, to be honest. The problem I seem to be having is that everytime I see it I burst into laughter. &GERARD;

So last night etben posted a story, and it is basically the best thing ever. No, seriously. I'm not just saying that because she wrote it at my urging and threw in a hundred of my kinks and also I kind of midwived the entire thing and spent hours talking to her about it on AIM! I'm saying that because it is REALLY GOOD, and you should read it.

made out like bandits, Bob Bryar/Brendon Urie, NC-17. You guys, I am not even a very easy sell on MCR/Panic crossovers, is the thing; usually I just sort of shrug and go "but why?" But the idea of this pairing came up in a random conversation we were having, and we both sort of stopped and laughed -- because, dude, how would that even work? What would they even do together?

Except then etben actually wrote exactly how it would.

Seriously, go read it and give her lots of feedback. ♥♥♥♥♥

The mugs are in a cupboard over the stove, and Bob has to reach past Brendon to get at them. He puts a hand on Brendon's shoulder while he does it, trying hard not to startle him, and Brendon—

—Brendon leans back, towards Bob, resting his weight against Bob's hand. He does something weird with his posture, too: he drops his hips and stretches his neck out, somehow, so that even though he's not really touching Bob, his whole body feels like it's arching towards Bob's. It's weird and familiar all at once, this arrangement, this touching-and-not-touching, the way Bob can feel every inch of the space between them, sudden and hot and weird.

"So, wait," he says. He's got two coffee mugs in one hand and his other hand on Brendon's shoulders. "Do you want me to fuck you? Is that it?"

...In other news, when I was commenting to monkeycrackmary last she mentioned how she had been thinking about a comic book featuring fictional sibling incest "AND FOR SOME REASON I THOUGHT OF YOU RIGHT AWAY."

It's not the first time I've gotten that reaction, is the thing, but it's never stopped being funny. So, you guys, I'm curious! Are there any topics/things/whatever that you notice or think about that makes you think of me every time? If so, what are they? I'm curious!

There is so much snow here omg. I went online this morning to flail at people, but everyone on my buddy list online was, like, natives of the Midwest. I am a child of the PNW! THIS IS ALL NEW AND CONFUSING AND WTF FOR ME.

pre_emptive quoted someone about how Gerard Way's name acronyms to "gay drawer." As she pointed out, it is doubly appropriate given the secondary meaning of draw-er, ie someone who draws. NEW LJ NAME TIME.

Today I got an email from business affairs at the university informing me that after two and a half weeks, they have finally gotten around to depositing my aid money into my bank account. It takes a day or two to clear, but OH MAN YOU GUYS. I CAN HAS CLEAN LAUNDRY AND TOILET PAPER?

Here are two stories I really loved recently that you might love too:

+ The End of the Rainbow by onneonnights -- ADORABLE PETE/MIKEY COLLEGE AU ALL FOR ME MWAHAHAHAHA. Yep.

+ Swap by impertinence -- my first reaction to GOOD WAYCEST appearing on my friends list is to think it's some sort of trick. When I figure out it's for REAL OMG, my next thought is that I must be being rewarded for something. I don't think I've actually done anything to deserve this, but I'm okay with that.

I'm still continuing slowly on with my rewatch of Alias; I'm up to about 2x03. God, I had forgotten how everything just seems to suddenly click into place at the end of season 1, the shift from kinda fun to suddenly breathless awesome. And now I have Lena Olin. SIIIIIIIIIIGH. I think Irina/Jack might actually be the hottest het couple ever to appear on television. (And you guys know exactly how fierce my love for John/Aeryn is, so this is not an easy decision.)

In one of the episodes in late season 1, Will finds this photograph in Sydney's junk drawer. If I had found that picture in a friend's junk drawer, I would be like "Wow, I didn't know Syd's dad used to be a homosexual actor!" But, no, Will made like actual deductions about spies and stuff. Will was a way better reporter than I would be, man.

ETA: Oh, man, I was going to go watch QI series 5 on youtube, but the link I had saved is for a suspended account. Anybody know where I can get a hold of stuff?