schmerica. now with extra torospawn

bexless and I spent a while chatting this morning, and while still drugged with sappy schmoopiness from Jamia and Frank's wedding, we managed to outline the futurefic of my ridiculous, over the top, domestically joyful dreams.

pearl_o: now i want people to write futurefic set ten years from now where they're still a band, but a little more settled down, and everybody's HAPPY and COMMITTED, and jamia and frank have started having babies, and maybe alicia and mikey adopted some tiny asian child, and gerard has started another comic book, and just. aaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

bexless: yes! i want them all to have babies and for them ALL TO TAKE THEM ON TOUR

pearl_o: i am okay with gerard and lyn-z not having babies? like, it would be awesome, but i can see them not choosing to.

pearl_o: but frank and jamia should have looooooots.

bexless: i want gerard to have a baby! i want him to be insanely proud of himself if manages to KEEP IT ALIVE while lyn-z is on stage

pearl_o: *giggles*

bexless: but oh my god, yeah, frank and jamia need to have like FIVE

pearl_o: i want mikey and alicia to adopt a tiny infant and treat it exactly the same as bunny.

bexless: five very short children with huge smiles and anarchy in their hearts

pearl_o: <3<3<3

bexless: WHY WOULD YOU WISH THAT ON A CHILD, ERICA

pearl_o: BUNNY LOVES IT.

pearl_o: THE KID WILL TOO

bexless: BUNNY WILL NEVER HAVE TO GO TO HIGH SCHOOL

pearl_o: ahahaha

bexless: IMAGINE THE OUTFITS MIKEY WILL BUY FOR THE KID

pearl_o: I KNOW

pearl_o: IT'S GLORIOUS

bexless: AND THEN IT'LL HAVE ITS OWN MYSPACE

bexless: they'll probably homeschool them and the kids will grow up thinking unicorns are real and homophobia is a myth

pearl_o: <3____<3

bexless: like the opposite of those creepy religious kids, right?

pearl_o: ahaha, totally

bexless: except for gerard's kid, who would rebel by being a football player who listens to trance music

pearl_o: that would only work if it's a boy.

pearl_o: if it's a girl, he'll still be like "LOOK AT YOU, BREAKING GENDER ROLES! *BEAM*"

bexless: yes!!

pearl_o: also i totally think frank and jamia are going to procreate first, so their kids will be like, five or six years older than the way cousins?

pearl_o: imagine the babysitting.

bexless: hee!

pearl_o: or just. the trouble they would lead younger kids into!

pearl_o: no, it's okay. you should totally climb that tree. you won't fall out and break your arm at all.

pearl_o: ...ooops.

pearl_o: *RUN AWAY*

pearl_o: I am picturing like stupid backyard barbeques, dude.

pearl_o: I can see Ray standing around talking to somebody with a drink in one hand and toddler Torospawn hoisted up against his waist with the other.

bexless: UGH SHUT UP

pearl_o: THE LITTLE IEROS ARE ALL RUNNING AROUND GIGGLING LIKE CRAZY PEOPLE

pearl_o: While Jamia sits in a lawn chair nd rolls her eyes.

bexless: and they ALL HAVE SHORT PERSON COMPLEXES so they are all SO LOUD and their movements are SO BIG to make up for it

bexless: INCLUDING FRANK

pearl_o: ahahaha.

pearl_o: Gerard and Lyn-z's kid is, like, three or something, and confused and wide-eyed and hero-worshippy for all the Ieros and just follows them around on its stubby little legs.

bexless: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

bexless: i basically imagine that in gerard and lyn-z's marriage

bexless: they just follow each other around beaming

pearl_o: And Mikey and Alicia just got their baby a few months ago, and Mikey stares suspiciously at anybody who tries to hold it.

bexless: and then when they have a kid they beam at that too.

bexless: MIKEYYYY

pearl_o: and everyone is like "dude, YOU are worried about US dropping your kid?"

bexless: LOL

pearl_o: bob is single and kidless but is the best pseudo-uncle evah.

bexless: D:

bexless: why is bob single and kidless???

pearl_o: WHY SAD.

bexless: i want bob to have kids!

bexless: bob wants to have kids!

pearl_o: awww.

bexless: he said so in that interview!

pearl_o: okay! bob can have babies too!

pearl_o: maybe bob's girlfriend is pregnant with their first.

bexless: man i loved that interview, gerard wa slike 'idk if i'll have kids blah' and bob was like 'EVERYONE IN THIS BAND WILL HAVE KIDS >:|'

pearl_o: ahahahaha.

bexless: surprise!brooder bob

bexless: oh, yes!!

bexless: so bob is a dad to be

pearl_o: IF WE ARE GOING INTO SAPPY DOMESTICITY WE MIGHT AS WELL GO ALL THE WAY.

pearl_o: the other dudes are all "OH MAN BOB, ARE YOU NERVOUS?"

pearl_o: and bob is like "...I guess? Not really. I don't know." and looks confused.

pearl_o: He's mainly just excited!

bexless: yeah!!

bexless: Gerard goes on about how it's a Beautiful Time

bexless: Mikey has already bought Bob's baby its first stupid outfit

bexless: from japan

pearl_o: ahahahaha.

bexless: frank is like SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR SLEEPING PATTERNS and bob's like I LIVED WITH YOU, DIDN'T I??

pearl_o: <3<3<3

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farwing.livejournal.com

this is my favorite!!!!!!!

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pearl-o.livejournal.com

It makes me happy in my soul.

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carleton97.livejournal.com

I should, perhaps, interject at this point that the working title for my

bandombigbang story is "Bob Bryar's Secret Baby Project."

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pearl-o.livejournal.com

Woot!

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wasoncedelight.livejournal.com

You know what I love? FANDOM HIVE MIND. I swear, this is like every other conversation mcee and I have. <3333333333333333333

(Look, Bob says THUMBS UP TO KIDS!)

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pearl-o.livejournal.com

TORO WITH THE BABY UP ON HIS HIP.

TODDLER WAY BABY FOLLOWING THE BIG IERO KIDS AROUND.

MIKEYWAY BEING OVERPROTECTIVE OF THE TINY ADOPTED BABY.

DADDY-TO-BE BOB.

&hearts_______♥

now with extra torospawn

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