now with extra torospawn

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bexless and I spent a while chatting this morning, and while still drugged with sappy schmoopiness from Jamia and Frank's wedding, we managed to outline the futurefic of my ridiculous, over the top, domestically joyful dreams.

pearl_o: now i want people to write futurefic set ten years from now where they're still a band, but a little more settled down, and everybody's HAPPY and COMMITTED, and jamia and frank have started having babies, and maybe alicia and mikey adopted some tiny asian child, and gerard has started another comic book, and just. aaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
bexless: yes! i want them all to have babies and for them ALL TO TAKE THEM ON TOUR
pearl_o: i am okay with gerard and lyn-z not having babies? like, it would be awesome, but i can see them not choosing to.
pearl_o: but frank and jamia should have looooooots.
bexless: i want gerard to have a baby! i want him to be insanely proud of himself if manages to KEEP IT ALIVE while lyn-z is on stage
pearl_o: *giggles*
bexless: but oh my god, yeah, frank and jamia need to have like FIVE
pearl_o: i want mikey and alicia to adopt a tiny infant and treat it exactly the same as bunny.
bexless: five very short children with huge smiles and anarchy in their hearts
pearl_o: <3<3<3
bexless: WHY WOULD YOU WISH THAT ON A CHILD, ERICA
pearl_o: BUNNY LOVES IT.
pearl_o: THE KID WILL TOO
bexless: BUNNY WILL NEVER HAVE TO GO TO HIGH SCHOOL
pearl_o: ahahaha
bexless: IMAGINE THE OUTFITS MIKEY WILL BUY FOR THE KID
pearl_o: I KNOW
pearl_o: IT'S GLORIOUS
bexless: AND THEN IT'LL HAVE ITS OWN MYSPACE



bexless: they'll probably homeschool them and the kids will grow up thinking unicorns are real and homophobia is a myth
pearl_o: <3____<3
bexless: like the opposite of those creepy religious kids, right?
pearl_o: ahaha, totally
bexless: except for gerard's kid, who would rebel by being a football player who listens to trance music
pearl_o: that would only work if it's a boy.
pearl_o: if it's a girl, he'll still be like "LOOK AT YOU, BREAKING GENDER ROLES! *BEAM*"
bexless: yes!!
pearl_o: also i totally think frank and jamia are going to procreate first, so their kids will be like, five or six years older than the way cousins?
pearl_o: imagine the babysitting.
bexless: hee!
pearl_o: or just. the trouble they would lead younger kids into!
pearl_o: no, it's okay. you should totally climb that tree. you won't fall out and break your arm at all.
pearl_o: ...ooops.
pearl_o: *RUN AWAY*



pearl_o: I am picturing like stupid backyard barbeques, dude.
pearl_o: I can see Ray standing around talking to somebody with a drink in one hand and toddler Torospawn hoisted up against his waist with the other.
bexless: UGH SHUT UP
pearl_o: THE LITTLE IEROS ARE ALL RUNNING AROUND GIGGLING LIKE CRAZY PEOPLE
pearl_o: While Jamia sits in a lawn chair nd rolls her eyes.
bexless: and they ALL HAVE SHORT PERSON COMPLEXES so they are all SO LOUD and their movements are SO BIG to make up for it
bexless: INCLUDING FRANK
pearl_o: ahahaha.
pearl_o: Gerard and Lyn-z's kid is, like, three or something, and confused and wide-eyed and hero-worshippy for all the Ieros and just follows them around on its stubby little legs.
bexless: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
bexless: i basically imagine that in gerard and lyn-z's marriage
bexless: they just follow each other around beaming
pearl_o: And Mikey and Alicia just got their baby a few months ago, and Mikey stares suspiciously at anybody who tries to hold it.
bexless: and then when they have a kid they beam at that too.
bexless: MIKEYYYY
pearl_o: and everyone is like "dude, YOU are worried about US dropping your kid?"
bexless: LOL
pearl_o: bob is single and kidless but is the best pseudo-uncle evah.
bexless: D:
bexless: why is bob single and kidless???
pearl_o: WHY SAD.
bexless: i want bob to have kids!
bexless: bob wants to have kids!
pearl_o: awww.
bexless: he said so in that interview!
pearl_o: okay! bob can have babies too!
pearl_o: maybe bob's girlfriend is pregnant with their first.
bexless: man i loved that interview, gerard wa slike 'idk if i'll have kids blah' and bob was like 'EVERYONE IN THIS BAND WILL HAVE KIDS >:|'
pearl_o: ahahahaha.
bexless: surprise!brooder bob
bexless: oh, yes!!
bexless: so bob is a dad to be
pearl_o: IF WE ARE GOING INTO SAPPY DOMESTICITY WE MIGHT AS WELL GO ALL THE WAY.
pearl_o: the other dudes are all "OH MAN BOB, ARE YOU NERVOUS?"
pearl_o: and bob is like "...I guess? Not really. I don't know." and looks confused.
pearl_o: He's mainly just excited!
bexless: yeah!!
bexless: Gerard goes on about how it's a Beautiful Time
bexless: Mikey has already bought Bob's baby its first stupid outfit
bexless: from japan
pearl_o: ahahahaha.
bexless: frank is like SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR SLEEPING PATTERNS and bob's like I LIVED WITH YOU, DIDN'T I??
pearl_o: <3<3<3

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