my pairing of DOOM

[schmerica]

I'm not sure exactly when I became a total Bert/Gerard tinhat, but it seems to have happened extremely suddenly, with not warning whatsoever. One day I was pleasant neutral and "oh, yeah, Gerard's ex" and then, boom! GERAAAAAAAARD AND BEEEEEEEEERT AND THEIR TRAGIC LOVE OMG FLAIL FLAIL FLAILITY FLAIL.

ficbyzee is only encouraging this behavior, I'll have you know, by gossiping with me and making me listen to songs and read lyrics and linking me to youtube clips, all of which makes me go "UGGGGGGGGGH BOOOOOOOYS" in different intonations.

Sigh.

pearl_o: THEY MAKE MY HEART HURT ZEE
ficbyzee: GOD I KNOW I WISH REAL LIFE HAD NARRATIVE ARCS SO THAT THEY'D GET BACK TOGETHERRRRR



















PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SHARE YOUR OWN PICTURES THAT MAKE YOUR HEART HURT ON THIS TOPIC.

Comments

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

NO SORRY

WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO HAVE A THROWDOWN.

[ficbyzee.livejournal.com]

Man, I don't know why my mind goes "BOYFRIENDS OMG" the most at pictures where they're just, like, STANDING together? but Gerard with the cigarette and Bert in the shorts and they're both in sunglasses and AUUUUGGGH SOB SOB

[irradiatedsoup.livejournal.com]

Ugh, I know. AH! I just-- I'm seriously one of those losers who if I think about it too much I just start to get all sadface. So then I listen to their songs and they're always so hilarious that I laugh and feel happy again. Have you seen the adorable family picture of Bert with Mama and Papa Way?

[bexless.livejournal.com]

YOU DON'T GIVE YOUR SON'S 'FRIEND' A FRAMED PICTURE OF HIM AND SAID SON FOR CHRISTMAS OKAY, BOYFRIENDS BOYFRIENDS BOYFRIENDS WAAAAAH :(

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

>:( YOU'RE WRONG

[belladonnalin.livejournal.com]

They BREAK MY HEART. Into little tiny fucking pieces.

Their love, it is so DOOOOOOOOOMED.

WHEN did I get so invested in BERT MCCRACKEN?

I blame sinsense.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

UGGGGGH BOOOOYS

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

YES. I love that picture especially because it's still kind of hilarious to compare how pleased Mama Way seems with Bert to her expression in that one picture of her and Gerard watching MSI perform.

[nova-bright.livejournal.com]

Ever since I read that in the Used's kyte chat I can't stop wanting little queer Bert and his faghag bff girl!Gerard.

...

But yes. Heart hurting, and oh boys. D:

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

SERIOUSLY. SO CANON. SO HEARTBREAKING.

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

I actually ship them at the same time, kind of like how I finish every MCR fic with "and then the band + Brian had sex" in my head. Is that valid?

[magdalyna.livejournal.com]

*HEARTCLENCH*

[nova-bright.livejournal.com]

BERT WAS THE PREFERRED DAUGHTER IN LAW.

[strobelighted.livejournal.com]

They look so happy together. ;_____________________;

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

sinsense has so much to answer for!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I would read that so hard.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*SNIFFLE*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

SIGH

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

It totally is!

...Why do you and Lea keep starting fights with me when we have nothing to fight about? It is VERY CONFUSING

[magdalyna.livejournal.com]

The reason I rarely, if ever, read them is b/c it hurts too much.

[nova-bright.livejournal.com]

Me too! Imagine them going clubbing together! And Bert! Tiny campy, possibly jailbait Bert!

In my head it ends in hot dykey girl!Ray seducing girl!gerard and Bert dancing in gold lame hot pants for in the closet!Quinn.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, lesbian Ray/Gerard. *starry eyes*

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

We are just the fighty types.

By which I mean crazy shippers.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

It is stressful. D:

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry bb. :( At least she didn't blast you with the rocket launcher?