my pairing of DOOM

[schmerica]

I'm not sure exactly when I became a total Bert/Gerard tinhat, but it seems to have happened extremely suddenly, with not warning whatsoever. One day I was pleasant neutral and "oh, yeah, Gerard's ex" and then, boom! GERAAAAAAAARD AND BEEEEEEEEERT AND THEIR TRAGIC LOVE OMG FLAIL FLAIL FLAILITY FLAIL.

ficbyzee is only encouraging this behavior, I'll have you know, by gossiping with me and making me listen to songs and read lyrics and linking me to youtube clips, all of which makes me go "UGGGGGGGGGH BOOOOOOOYS" in different intonations.

Sigh.

pearl_o: THEY MAKE MY HEART HURT ZEE
ficbyzee: GOD I KNOW I WISH REAL LIFE HAD NARRATIVE ARCS SO THAT THEY'D GET BACK TOGETHERRRRR



















PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SHARE YOUR OWN PICTURES THAT MAKE YOUR HEART HURT ON THIS TOPIC.

Comments

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

NO SORRY

WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO HAVE A THROWDOWN.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

>:( YOU'RE WRONG

[just-katarin.livejournal.com]

I WILL FOLLOW YOU!

[ficbyzee.livejournal.com]

Man, I don't know why my mind goes "BOYFRIENDS OMG" the most at pictures where they're just, like, STANDING together? but Gerard with the cigarette and Bert in the shorts and they're both in sunglasses and AUUUUGGGH SOB SOB

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

UGGGGGH BOOOOYS

[sinsense.livejournal.com]

BECAUSE THEY WERE BOYFRIENDS OK.

[irradiatedsoup.livejournal.com]

Ugh, I know. AH! I just-- I'm seriously one of those losers who if I think about it too much I just start to get all sadface. So then I listen to their songs and they're always so hilarious that I laugh and feel happy again. Have you seen the adorable family picture of Bert with Mama and Papa Way?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

YES. I love that picture especially because it's still kind of hilarious to compare how pleased Mama Way seems with Bert to her expression in that one picture of her and Gerard watching MSI perform.

[bexless.livejournal.com]

YOU DON'T GIVE YOUR SON'S 'FRIEND' A FRAMED PICTURE OF HIM AND SAID SON FOR CHRISTMAS OKAY, BOYFRIENDS BOYFRIENDS BOYFRIENDS WAAAAAH :(

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

SERIOUSLY. SO CANON. SO HEARTBREAKING.

[belladonnalin.livejournal.com]

They BREAK MY HEART. Into little tiny fucking pieces.

Their love, it is so DOOOOOOOOOMED.

WHEN did I get so invested in BERT MCCRACKEN?

I blame sinsense.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

sinsense has so much to answer for!

[sinsense.livejournal.com]

LOL TRUFAX. I just want everyone to understand my creepy creepy love for his dirty little self, okay?

Srsly: Jepha tells us he is made of love (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIKBpo4C2Qw&feature=related). TRUST IN JEPHA.

[nova-bright.livejournal.com]

Ever since I read that in the Used's kyte chat I can't stop wanting little queer Bert and his faghag bff girl!Gerard.

...

But yes. Heart hurting, and oh boys. D:

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I would read that so hard.

[minna.livejournal.com]

whereas where i went with that was gee just dresses like a guy, and has SMALL BREASTS, SHE KNOWS, OKAY, and wears baggy hoodies, and didn't tell bert she's a girl because she just ASSUMED HE KNEW, OKAY, and the rest of the Used are like, you know Gee has a vagina, right? but he assumes they're teasing! like, ohoho, he's such a girl, crying in movies and shimmying around.

and then finally he comes out of his vagina!denial, and is like, BUT OUR LOVE IS SO TRUE, IT TRANSCENDS GENDER, and they have awkward, bad sex a couple of times, and it turns out that no, he really is that gay.

WHAT? I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT IT

[magdalyna.livejournal.com]

*HEARTCLENCH*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

SIGH

[strobelighted.livejournal.com]

They look so happy together. ;_____________________;

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*SNIFFLE*

[just-katarin.livejournal.com]

they are so tragic, but CLEARLY ALSO BOYFRIENDS!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Boyfriends! But ex-boyfriends. Two sides of the same gay coin. :(

[happy-coconut.livejournal.com]

THERE LOVE IS SO TRAGIC. UGH.

Honestly, whenever I see Gerard in the skeleton pajamas, I just have to say, "Better stay on that side of the street, motherfucker"

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I admire your careful choice of icon there. <3

I'MMA KNOCK YOU OUT.

[katienyc.livejournal.com]

Gerard and Bertttttt. I heart them. Look at their precious faces! Especially that picture of them smoking!

I am sadly lacking in info, though. Someone needs to do a Gerard/Bert primer.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I wonder if there are any good ones out there already? I keep learning new stuff about them and every piece of information makes it that much better/worse.

[7iris.livejournal.com]

Plus, you know, that entire video of them from Taste of Chaos where they are so happy and giggly and coy about the dating question, and also doooooomed. Actually, I'm okay with their narrative arc because now Bert has Quinn and Gerard has Lyn-Z. Or Ray.

And now I really want the Ray/Quinn consolation sex during their first tour together story. Oooh, or the one where Quinn starts having sex with Mikey just to piss Gerard off. Um, I'm going to step away from this comment now.

[nova-bright.livejournal.com]

YOU STEP RIGHT BACK UP TO THIS COMMENT. AND WRITE THAT RAY/QUINN. OH MY GOD YES.

[elucidate-this.livejournal.com]

ugh. they hurt me. and like everyone is writing about them now. but i am so tinhatty that the very thought of them makes me tear up a little because of THE PAIN AND ANGST.

Like is it possible to do Bert/Gerard that isn't like a festival of angst and pain and woe? NO I DO NOT THINK IT IS. And that probably means I shouldn't think of them too much.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

THAT IS WHAT AUS ARE FOR. *delusional*

[myaurasmiles.livejournal.com]

They can't get back together. Their love was beautiful, but tragic. If it wasn't, then Quinn would be alone and SAD. And so would Lyn-Z. Quinn is Bert's silver lining, okay? And Lyn-Z is Gerard's bendy, hotsauce wife. They both wound up with awesome grudgey people! My logic is perfect.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I ... don't actually care if Quinn is sad. I know, it makes me a horrible person! Your Lyn-Z argument is convincing, though!

[clayeer.livejournal.com]

GOD I KNOW I WISH REAL LIFE HAD NARRATIVE ARCS SO THAT THEY'D GET BACK TOGETHERRRRR

LOL SO TRUE. i feel that way about carl barat and pete doherty. alas there is no hurt/comfort reconciliation and pete doherty continues to date supermodels and getting arrested for hard drugs.

oh gerard. oh bert. <3