I like things!

[schmerica]

Today I didn't go to class, livejournal. I have decided that I have to announce to you whenever this happens. Between the shame of that, speshope's possible visit, and my mother's bribe, I feel that should be adequate for keeping me responsible for the rest of the term.

Here, have a random list I've been thinking about.

THINGS THAT WILL MAKE ME READ YOUR FIC: A LIST

1. including any of these pairings:

pete/mikey
gerard/ray
brian/gerard
mcr gsf
bert/gerard
frank/bob
gerard/mikey
bob/pete
pete/joe
gerard/lyn-z
the cab (gsf or any pairings or threesomes that include either ian or singer)

2. including any of these kinks:

underage shenanigans
always-a-girl AUs
historical AUs
any other AUs that happen to randomly coincide with my interests in general
Gerard in a dress
really well-done hurty argument scenes where people know how to push each other's buttons
lambchoppy couples attempting to be kinky and failing
breathplay
gangbangs
Bob topping anyone
Pete subbing for anyone
lots of cuddling
romance novel style plots
backstory gen (especially wee baby Ways)

3. Pairings that irrationally turn me off, no matter how good the fic is or how many other things I like about it:

Patrick/Mikey
Patrick/Joe
Bob/Ray
Panic in general. I don't know why! I like them! I just get bored easily, which sucks since they fit so many of the kinks above.

Comments

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

Bob/Ray

WRONG ON THE INTERNET

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

:(

I have no justification! It just makes me sad, no matter how much I like them individually!

Also, I like how you focused on that instead of dozen things you actually agree with me about.

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

no, no. I meant people who ship it are wrong on the internet.

My crazy makes me ashamed sometimes.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

\o/

*ties myself to you even tighter* You = my favorite, for real.

[galaxyaway.livejournal.com]

Pete and Mikey used to be my in-closet-pairing and I wouldn't admit to anyone that I totally read anything and everything involving Pete/Mikey. But then one day I was like, "wtf am I so guilty about this?" and life was okay from then on.

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

:D

I love historical AUs. Especially when there are arranged marriage shenanigans, because arranged marriage is that one ridiculous trope that I would kill for more of.

[riflethrough.livejournal.com]

Yesss to the arguments where they really know how to get the other person riled up. I would love to see more of that.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I think I have moved on from the stage where I checked the Pete/Mikey tag at del.icio.us everyday and read every story that came up. Now it's only, like, 95% of them.

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

PEARL WE HATE ALL THE SAME PAIRINGS!!!!! WE ARE UNITED BY OUR DISLIKE!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

If you can make my chest get all achey and make lose my breath in a scene like that, you will own me forever. God.

(For some reason I always think of the pilot of Everwood when I'm trying to explain this button; there's one scene between Ephram and his dad that is pretty much it in a nutshell.)

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

SHE THOUGHT I LIKED RAY/BOB, LEA

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

DAMN, EDITED ONE SECOND BEFORE ME.


...ahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahha

brb


ahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahaha

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*TWIRLS YOU FOREVER*

WE ARE RIGHT AND OTHER PEOPLE ARE WRONG, YAY

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I GOT SO CONFUSED AT THE PRE-EDITED VERSION OF THIS COMMENT. I WAS LIKE "AM I THAT DUMB?"

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

SO SO SO WRONG, AND ONE DAY I WILL SHOW THEM ALL HOW INVALID THEIR OPINIONS ARE.

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

ahahaha. I was sitting here blinking and going "wait, that looks wrong".

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

WE HAD NEVER DISCUSSED THIS PARTICULAR PAIRING BEFORE! I WAS GOING TO LET IT GO AS HER TRAGIC FLAW!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

THE PETE HATERS WILL BE FIRST AGAINST THE WALL WHEN THE REVOLUTION COMES

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

I respect their right to be wrong on the internet!

They are just wrong, is all.

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

om nom nom nom nom!

That s all I have to say about that.

Well, that and GERARD/RAY ARRANGED MARRIAGE OMG. Gerard and Mikey are higher class but their guardian or father or whoever wasted away their inheritance on gambling debts and Gerard has to marry Ray who is not noble but kind of rich to take care of him and Mikey! And then they fall in looooooooove.

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

imp and i rant a lot back and forth, but my faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavorite is when she gets het up about ray/bob. it's amazing! she types so fast!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I DID think that! It was true! That would be an elaborate scheme for you to pull!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Every time I think I can't love you guys any more! ♥♥♥♥♥

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

!!!! (is Gerard a girl or a guy?)

Gerard is expecting Ray to force him into something, but Ray is kind and respectful! Gerard can't logically share a room with Mikey, but he spends most of his time with him, until the day he catches Ray playing piano in the drawing room. He's entranced! Ray has Layers!