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pearl_o: The way we know absolutely nothing about his six-years girlfriend except her name really does weird me out, though.pearl_o: because, yes, keeping your private life private but that's still ... weird.bexless: she was BUSY okaypearl_o: heeeee.bexless: it's a LOT OF WORK being a SUPERMODEL in CANADApearl_o: I still find the "okay now everybody get out of town my girlfriend is coming" thing in the eliza cuts story to be hilarious.pearl_o: HURRY EVERYBODY MUST VACATE.bexless: LOLOLOLOLbexless: VACATE THE AREA. VACATE THE AREA. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND INCOMINGpearl_o: so if theory one is Busy Canadian Supermodelpearl_o: i think theory 2 is She is Poisonous and/or Turns People Into Stone.bexless: he does like medusa!pearl_o: theory 3: she is a vampire.pearl_o: and thus does not show up on film.pearl_o: theory 4: she's trans.bexless: LOLOLOLOLbexless: *LAUGHING FOREVER*pearl_o: ...I'm trying to come up with theory 5, but I am coming up short. bexless: she's actually gerard's female self?bexless: that he turns into sometimes?pearl_o: hmmm.pearl_o: Does that imply that during the Black Parade Gerard broke up with his feminine side?bexless: not if the blond hair has anything to say about itpearl_o: *snickers*bexless: that is the gayest hair in the worldpearl_o: see, I really can't tell if it would seem just as gay if his movements didn't automatically become 10x as flamboyant and campy when he wears it.pearl_o: It is hard to pick apart the stitches of his gayness!FURTHER THEORIES ARE WELCOMED IN THE COMICS.
edited to add: uh, that was supposed to welcomed in the comments? But if you want to make a comic on the subject PLEASE FEEL FREE.
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6/5/08 00:40 (UTC)Hmm... Ooh! Theory 6: She was a figment of Gerard's imagination the entire time. He wasn't TELLING people to leave when he ~girlfriend~ was coming, people were glad to leave on their own, so they wouldn't have to watch Gerard masturbate [loudly] and stop mid-fuck because THINGS JUST AREN'T THE SAME ANYMORE D:
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6/5/08 01:16 (UTC)THAT WOULD SERIOUSLY BE SOME STARCROSSED LOVE, THOUGH, CONSIDERING HIS ALLERGIES.
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6/5/08 01:21 (UTC)duh.
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6/5/08 01:22 (UTC)So then Gee grows up switching back and forth, wearing non-gender-specific clothing and not really... dating that much. It's kind of hard to work into introductory small talk. "I have a penis, and a vagina, but only sometimes." Hir romantic life is pretty much limited to people who are already freaky enough to shrug it off without a big to-do... i.e. Bert and Eliza. Sie's still had a few awful encounters - sometimes the change is unpredictable. Sie can control it most days but that takes focus and concentration, not things that Gee had while stoned/drunk. Bad thing to have happen while in bed with someone. Plus, Gee always figured that the band would have more of a chance with a male lead singer; thus, spends most of his time in the public eye as a he, and it's just... it's hard to stay one for very long. It hurts. He tries, but it hurts.
Except then Gee gets sober and goes out on tour and meets up with LynZ, who looks like a freak but is really a sweet girl, and he's trying to stay a HE because he really LIKES her and doesn't want her to know he's some kind of freak-of-nature-gender-bender. So Gee will be offstage, hanging out as a girl when LynZ walks in the room; Gee dodges away and come back a he, with his hands shaking. Mikey sighs and Brian purses his lips. Gee doesn't meet their eyes, sidling awkwardly over to talk to LynZ.
Then of course, like, they spend the night together and Gerard kind of sleepily changes and LynZ rolls over, puts her arm around him to find hey breasts.
HET/FEMMESLASH + TRU LOV ENSUES.
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