me: Gerard Way makes bad life decisions! bex: news at ten

[schmerica]

pearl_o: The way we know absolutely nothing about his six-years girlfriend except her name really does weird me out, though.
pearl_o: because, yes, keeping your private life private but that's still ... weird.

bexless: she was BUSY okay

pearl_o: heeeee.

bexless: it's a LOT OF WORK being a SUPERMODEL in CANADA

pearl_o: I still find the "okay now everybody get out of town my girlfriend is coming" thing in the eliza cuts story to be hilarious.
pearl_o: HURRY EVERYBODY MUST VACATE.

bexless: LOLOLOLOL
bexless: VACATE THE AREA. VACATE THE AREA. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND INCOMING

pearl_o: so if theory one is Busy Canadian Supermodel
pearl_o: i think theory 2 is She is Poisonous and/or Turns People Into Stone.

bexless: he does like medusa!

pearl_o: theory 3: she is a vampire.
pearl_o: and thus does not show up on film.
pearl_o: theory 4: she's trans.

bexless: LOLOLOLOL
bexless: *LAUGHING FOREVER*

pearl_o: ...I'm trying to come up with theory 5, but I am coming up short.

bexless: she's actually gerard's female self?
bexless: that he turns into sometimes?

pearl_o: hmmm.
pearl_o: Does that imply that during the Black Parade Gerard broke up with his feminine side?

bexless: not if the blond hair has anything to say about it

pearl_o: *snickers*

bexless: that is the gayest hair in the world

pearl_o: see, I really can't tell if it would seem just as gay if his movements didn't automatically become 10x as flamboyant and campy when he wears it.
pearl_o: It is hard to pick apart the stitches of his gayness!

FURTHER THEORIES ARE WELCOMED IN THE COMICS.

edited to add: uh, that was supposed to welcomed in the comments? But if you want to make a comic on the subject PLEASE FEEL FREE.

Comments

[shoemaster.livejournal.com]

IN THE COMICS? RLY, PEARL?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

SHUT UP I EDITED IT ALREADY.

[shoemaster.livejournal.com]

I DON'T WANT TO BE THE FIRST TO MENTION A POSSIBLE OTHER SPELLING FOR 'KAT', BUT LEA'S NOT SHOWING UP FAST ENOUGH FOR ME.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I CAN'T BELIEVE LEA IS FALLING DOWN ON HER FURRY-RELATED DUTIES. ;__;

THAT WOULD SERIOUSLY BE SOME STARCROSSED LOVE, THOUGH, CONSIDERING HIS ALLERGIES.

[shoemaster.livejournal.com]

THAT'S WHY SHE HAD TO LIVE IN CANA-DUH.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

IT IS ALL COMING TOGETHER NOW

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

I HATE YOU

[shoemaster.livejournal.com]

DOES THIS MEAN YOU WON'T BRING THE EARS TO CHICAGO?

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

NO

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

NO YOU WON'T BRING THEM OR NO IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT?

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

I'M NOT BRINGING THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE IN THE PETE LURES BOX WHERE THEY BELONG!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE NOT BRINGING THE PETE LURES BOX TO CHICAGO?

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

NO! notfummy THREATENS TO STEAL MY PETELURES.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

STEALTHEST NINJA

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

HELLO POT

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

MY HOUSE IS WELL CONSTRUCTED AND NOT MADE OF GLASS AT ALL

[barnacling.livejournal.com]

STOP MALIGNING ME ON THE INTERNETS.

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

ONLY THE TRUTH

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

ABSOLUTELY NOT

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

YOU STILL LOVE ME, THOUGH, RIGHT?

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

I DON'T HAVE FURRY RELATED DUTIES BECAUSE I AM NOT A FURRY PEARL


>:(

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

IF YOU WERE A FURRY THEY WOULDN'T BE A DUTY

YOU WOULD DO IT OUT OF LOVE