hi ray hiiiiiiiii

[schmerica]

I got a new default icon, and I love it, but it's kind of unfortunate just because every single time I see it I sort of start staring at it and go into a daydream for five minutes. It happens a lot!

Here is some stuff that has been going on:

7iris wrote secret incest baby threesome fic just for me! It's here. This universe has been my happy place for a couple of days now -- you can see in the comments there I'm still thinking about it, plus I just had this conversation with impertinence last night.

Pearl: *like secret incest babies*
Imp: i can see, in the first few months when they still weren't sure it wouldn't be a deformed squid child or whatever, mikey curling up next to her and putting his hand on her stomach
Imp: just feeling, saying hi
Imp: gee thinks it's a little weird, because it totally looks like an extra from a bad horror movie, mikey, seriously
Pearl: awwwww.
Imp: but mikey doesn't really care. there's a kid somewhere in there.
Pearl: *beams*
Pearl: mikey totally reads the websites of what happens everyweek. "it has fingernails now." or "it just got eyes."
Imp: yyyyy
Imp: and part of him is so scared, right up to the doctors handing her to him. because what if something goes wrong?
Pearl: ;______;
Imp: but she's pink and squishy and perfect, of course.
Pearl: it's his baby! his and gee's.
Pearl: and even if that's a secret, it's still true.
Imp: he'd be such a good dadunclething, too
Imp: he's never too cutesy or enthused, but babies like him! and he likes them, and he's good at putting up with the crying and pooping
Imp: "it's just like you for most of our lives, gee."
Pearl: hee.
Pearl: mikey is good at stumbling out of bed in the middle of the night to change diapers when gee kicks him and whines
Imp: awwww
Pearl: also, brian/mikey/huge!gee cuddle pile.
Imp: yyyy
Pearl: brian rubs her feet because her ankles are all swollen
Imp: eeeeee
Pearl: gee is cranky and whines a lot about how she's sore and sge has to pee all the time.
Pearl: mikey rolls his eyes at her a lot.
Imp: brian thinks it's all ridiculously endearing, to the point where if he wasn't too busy worrying about them he'd be sparing a bit of time to smack himself out of falling in love with their weird incest family.
Pearl: yesssssss
Imp: they're talking one day about what the baby might look like, and Gee's all "I hope it gets your hands," and Mikey says "your eyes," and they both look at Brian. He doesn't really think when he says, "I hope it can have me, too."
Pearl: awwww
Imp: which is so stupid and he's mentally facepalming when Gee says, "Not in the same way, or we'll kill you." they all laugh nervously because it's easier than actually discussing anything.
Pearl: &them;
Pearl: it gets awkward sometimes because gee's sex drive goes really crazy during the second trimester -- like, she's just turned on all the time. but she and mikey don't want to, like, be pushing brian somehow or ruining the stability there?
Pearl: so she just gets hot everytime he touches her and then jumps mikey as soon as he leaves again.

In other chat shenanigans, Imp posted our thoughts on a pointless MCR AU where they're all deer. This is mainly notable for the fact that I can't stop thinking about Frank the smallest deer in the world, climbing trees and barking at people. ALL THE PREDATORS WANT HIS TASTY BODY.

OTHER THINGS:

a) I went to get my last Coke out of the fridge and it was a Diet Coke instead. :(((((( Diet Coke is gross, you guys.

b) I can't find that picture of Fraser from MOTB -- you know the one, where he's in his boxers and wifebeater and it's all nrrrrrrrgh THIGH?

c) fox1013 is still awesome. Always and forever. ♥

d) this is a subliminal message that everybody should write me more fic. Except I'm not even bothering with small font so it's not very subliminal.

Comments

[7iris.livejournal.com]

I think he kind of does it by accident.

Like, it's really early one morning--and by early, Mikey means 9:30am--and he and Brian are waiting for Gee to get ready so they can go look at apartments together.

(Mrs. Way had suggested that now that Gee was starting a family of her own, she should have her own space. And by her own space, Mrs. Way means that she raised two kids and if she never gets woken up by a screaming baby at three in the morning again it will be too soon.)

Brian asks Mikey how everything's going, and Mikey is sleep-deprived and caffeine-deprived and also post-coital, and he's not really thinking when he tells Brian about how Gee wants to have sex all the time now. "Even in the morning, before coffee."

"Oh," Brian says faintly, and then Gee comes out of the bedroom, smiling, cheeks just a little flushed, practically bouncing because she's really excited about the whole apartment thing, like some kind of crazy nesting hormones have kicked in.

Mikey and Brian both look up at her, and--God, she just fucked Mikey through the mattress, but she's ready to go again, she's getting wet just thinking about it, about them, at the same time a little voice in the back of her head whispers.

She bites her lip, and Brian stands up in a hurry and starts herding everyone to the car.

She makes Mikey sit in the front seat, so she can sit in the back and cross her legs, tight, tight, and think about...nothing in particular.

[And then, IDK, Mikey gets sick or just tired, his tongue and his dick and his fingers are just worn out, okay, and he tells Brian he needs to man up and fuck Gee, so they can all get some sleep. He'll be happy to watch and offer pointers, though.]

[Also, ahaha, yes, poor Brian, he's ending up in the same position as in the Brian-teaches-Ray-and-Gerard-to-be-kinky universe. There should be a story where Brian and Ray start hooking up while Gerard is detoxing, and then Gerard can be the angsty, pining one.]

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

bweeeeeeeeeeeee. I cannot express in words how much I love this.

How do you think Brian feels about fucking Gee? I mean, he's obviously attracted to her, but is it weird, knowing she's pregnant? Especially since it's not his baby? Or does it just make it hot in a different way?

[7iris.livejournal.com]

I think it's a little of both, really.

There's a moment of silence after Mikey says it, a chance for Brian to roll his eyes and make a joke of it, but then Gee is disentangling herself from Mikey and dragging Brian into a kiss, and Brian is lost.

They've kissed before, but never like this, slick and hot and needy, almost bruising.

Gee's gained a little weight, she's a little softer around the edges, but she's not really showing beneath the layers and the baggy t-shirts. It's not until she's naked, spread out flushed and panting beneath him, that you can tell she's pregnant.

And it's...fuck, he's wanted her since the first time he saw her screaming into a microphone, alive and burning up on stage. He wanted her when he was holding her hair back while she puked, and when she was brittle and silent after Tokyo, and when she was laughing and happy on Warped. He wants her now when she's pregnant, pregnant with Mikey's baby, all soft, round curves. He slides his hand over the swell of her stomach and she moans.

"C'mon," she says, lifting her hips up, "Brian, please."

He slides into her in one long stroke and she gives a shuddery gasp, wrapping her legs around his waist.

Brian is still for one long moment, his forehead resting on her shoulder, struggling to catch his breath. Then he starts moving, steady, easy strokes, his weight on his forearms.

Mikey runs his hand down Brian's back, a casual, soothing touch, and says, low and quiet, "You can fuck her harder than that. She can take it, she likes it."

"Fuck, Mikey--" Brian grits out. He's a little afraid of hurting her, but he can't entirely help himself.

Gee moans again and holds him tighter.

Mikey slides his hand between their bodies, and Brian's cock drags against his fingers on every stroke as Mikey works her clit.

Gee gasps out both their names when she comes, blunt, bitten-down fingernails digging into his shoulders. Brian is close, so close, and he comes when Mikey presses his thumb to that spot right behind his balls.

He manages not to collapse on Gee, flopping down next to her instead. He feels the bed dip as Mikey gets up, but he doesn't open his eyes.

Gee inches closer and snuggles into his side with a soft, contented sound.

"When I'm done with this horny period, you should fuck Mikey," she says.

Brian opens his eyes fast. Mikey's back with a wet washcloth, and he gives Brian a tiny, amused smile. "You should," he says.

Mikey kisses the back of Gee's neck and spoons up behind her, and both of them are asleep in no time.

Brian lies there and watches them sleep. He curves his palm over her belly, next to Mikey's hand, and he knows it's not his, but he can't help loving the things that Gee loves, fucking Jersey and the band and Mikey.

He feels that faint flutter of movement inside her, and whispers, "Hi, baby."

It moves again, like it can hear him and wants to say hi back.

[Aaaaand I'm back to the porn. You should tell me about Gee's lamaze class. Or them buying nursery furniture together. Or more porn, whatever. I'm apparently very easy.]

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I was thinking about Gee painting the nursery in the new apartment! They found a three bedroom somewhere, one room for Gee and one for Mikey and one for baby, and all the guys helped move them in (they put the couch in first and Gee sat on it and read comic books while the other guys did the work).

And it's the next week sometime, and Brian comes over to the apartment, bringing lunch for him and Gee. She's in the baby's room, with one half of one wall the color of an egg yolk, with her back in a messy ponytail, wearing a huge pair of overalls with a patch on the stomach of teddybears holding hands.

Brian laughs when he sees it.

Gee glances over at him. "What?"

"I like your outfit," he says dryly.

Gee grins and sets down the roller. "Ma brought over a box full of maternity clothes last week. It was getting pretty desperate. It's like everything any of my cousins have used in the past twenty years."

"Like I said," Brian says, "I like it."

Gee crosses the room and puts her arms around his neck, bending down a little awkwardly to kiss him. She's still not used to kissing someone shorter than her, she'd explained to Brian once. "It takes practice," he said with a straight face, and she had grinned and pulled him down to the bed.

There's paint all over Gee's face, tiny freckle-sized splatters. Brian tucks a strand of hair behind her ear.

They step around the crib that's sitting in the middle of the floor where Mikey abandoned it half-built and go into the kitchen, sitting around the table to eat lunch.

Brian goes to wash the dishes afterwards and Gee comes up behind him and rests her head against his back and says, "There's room, you know."

"What?" says Brian.

"For you," Gee says softly, and Brian puts down the sponge and turns off the faucet and turns around until he and Gee are facing each other, close against each other with her belly between them.

Gee's biting her lip, one side of her mouth stretched oddly. "If you wanted. You know. Mikey and I just wanted to let you know."

"Room for me," Brian repeats slowly.

Gee nods. "My bedroom's pretty big, you know?"

Brian doesn't say anything, but he hugs her again.

[7iris.livejournal.com]

TINY BRIAN! And domesticness, so many hearts!