prison for jerks

Dear livejournal,

the other day I was cranky and mentrual and crampy and I emailed brooklinegirl to whine at her and tell her how I had read every genderfuck/genderswap story in dS fandom at least a half dozen times and why wasn't there mooooore, dammit? And Tracey told me it is on her mind all the time and she would write some soon. And then the next day she posted to her livejournal about how obsessed she is with Ray/Ray genderfuck.

*sighs*

All of which is to say, my darlings, I desperately seek more stories of my queer boys having lots of het sex. Don't you love me and want me to be happy? PLEASE. SERIOUSLY I CAN BRIBE YOU WITH STUFF! I AM GOOD AT BRIBES.

love
me

In other news, I have seen about five episodes of season 2 The Office (US). I am pretty much enjoying it so far. Pam and Jim are insanely likable, aren't they? And all their interactions are funny and cute. I feel as though I should be shipping them hardcore, because they could not be designed more to encourage it, you know? But, um, I'm sort of stuck on "Come ON, you guys, stop being so STUPID, my god, get OVER it!" Which, again, I am only five episodes in and I understand that impulse is never fully resolved, so!

I am sort of really enjoying Michael's horrible horrible mancrush on Ryan the temp, however.