buccaneers in my spam!

I've said it before and I'll say it again: there should so be more happy masturbation stories in fanfiction. Jerking off does not need to equal depressing lonely emptiness. Orgasms make people feel good!

In other news, I am strangely charmed by the latest batch of spam I've been getting the past few weeks. This is mainly because all of it seems to now take the form of randomly pasted-together badfic about pirates.

PIRATE BADFIC NONSENSE FIC. What is the bad there?

( For example )

this list will never end

26. It actually should be on the TERRIBLY LAME list that the sister and I have had the song "Milkshake" stuck in our head all weekend and thus been wandering around singing it constantly. But sometimes my TERRIBLY LAME and AWESOME lists overlap a little.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!

27. HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY to someone I will cunningly refer to as "schmerialkarma" and HAPPY ON TIME BIRTHDAY to the person with the sekrit identity of "schmalejandra"!

28. ( A small snippet of ... something, in honor of the last )